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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769023 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21420 on: June 21, 2018, 12:25:35 PM »
You are starting to sound like Scott Adams! (although he probably has a way to claim this is good for Trump)
Just stating facts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21421 on: June 21, 2018, 12:34:06 PM »
Just stating facts.
There you go confusing facts and opinions again ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21422 on: June 21, 2018, 03:48:31 PM »
FBI agent Strzok escorted from FBI building Friday
How is this not indicative of extensive rot in FBI/DOJ leadership?  His conduct was known to the DOJ and FBI many many months ago.  If it warranted firing, why did they wait until they were called out to fire him?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21423 on: June 21, 2018, 03:53:15 PM »
I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21424 on: June 21, 2018, 05:17:28 PM »
I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U?
cant make this stuff up ;D
in her defense English is not quite her first language... ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21426 on: June 21, 2018, 05:56:33 PM »
cant make this stuff up ;D
in her defense English is not quite her first language... ;)
So it was on purpose?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1009916650622251009
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21428 on: June 21, 2018, 06:30:57 PM »
not according to her...
So it comes down to who do you trust less...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21429 on: June 21, 2018, 07:40:02 PM »
So it comes down to who do you trust less...
;D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21434 on: June 22, 2018, 01:35:29 PM »
http://time.com/longform/john-moore-getty-photo-separation/

Correction: The original version of this story misstated what happened to the girl in the photo after she taken from the scene. The girl was not carried away screaming by U.S. Border Patrol agents; her mother picked her up and the two were taken away together.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #21438 on: June 22, 2018, 04:17:49 PM »
This guy is such a good badchen.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1010246126820347906

I'm sure as a % of crimes committed in the US, people killed by illegal immigrants is tiny.

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« Reply #21439 on: June 22, 2018, 04:24:16 PM »
I'm sure as a % of crimes committed in the US, people killed by illegal immigrants is tiny.
Maybe. The real question is one of proportion to their portion of the overall population. That also may be tiny. I am sure those numbers are available out there so if you are so sure maybe you should find numbers to back it up.
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