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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3851599 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22480 on: July 26, 2018, 09:28:27 PM »
I personally can't understand Cohen. He would have been pardoned by Trump once this was over. Now he might get a plea deal but probably won't go clean.

In addition he will never be trusted again now that it's become clear that he recorded his clients.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22481 on: July 26, 2018, 09:34:44 PM »
I personally can't understand Cohen. He would have been pardoned by Trump once this was over. Now he might get a plea deal but probably won't go clean.

In addition he will never be trusted again now that it's become clear that he recorded his clients.
He don't trust Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22482 on: July 26, 2018, 10:27:02 PM »
He don't trust Trump.
Did you blame him?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22483 on: July 26, 2018, 10:34:04 PM »
He don't trust Trump.
While nothing is certain, Trump values loyalty, and it's been seen time and time again.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22484 on: July 26, 2018, 10:39:54 PM »
Did you blame him?
Not at all but you can see from the above post some believe Trump is loyal. Nothing farther from the truth.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22485 on: July 26, 2018, 10:43:12 PM »
Not at all but you can see from the above post some believe Trump is loyal. Nothing farther from the truth.
Unless I'm misinformation Trump has been loyal to those who are loyal to him. However 1/2 wrong move and he throws you under a 100MPH train.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22486 on: July 26, 2018, 10:48:28 PM »
He is only loyal when it benefits him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22490 on: July 27, 2018, 11:34:42 AM »
Who cares.


***BOMBSHELL ALERT***
Cohen now claims Trump had advance notice of Russian meeting at Trump tower.

Now that we know there was collusion ( big surprise  ::) ) can we move on to obstruction?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22491 on: July 27, 2018, 11:46:53 AM »
Will it be possible to identify the remains returning from NK?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22493 on: July 27, 2018, 11:49:39 AM »
Will it be possible to identify the remains returning from NK?
Probably with DNA or dental records.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22494 on: July 27, 2018, 11:50:36 AM »
Probably with DNA or dental records.
I hope so. Don't want to believe they are pulling a fast one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22495 on: July 27, 2018, 11:55:04 AM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT, AGAIN!!!***
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/avenatti-3-women-paid-hush-money-for-trump-relationships/ar-BBL7geU?ocid=spartanntp

CM, may I suggest that you get yourself a professional and serious noise filtering headset and eyeshades. You seem too distracted by all this noise (I will admit that it's really hard for most people to ignore it all), just wait for the final outcomes which we will see after January 20th, 2025.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22496 on: July 27, 2018, 11:55:35 AM »
I hope so. Don't want to believe they are pulling a fast one.
This is the first google result https://www.bbc.com/news/world-44981770 It seems that it's definitely possible, but quite difficult.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22497 on: July 27, 2018, 11:56:37 AM »
CM, may I suggest that you get yourself a professional and serious noise filtering headset and eyeshades. You seem too distracted by all this noise (I will admit that it's really hard for most people to ignore it all), just wait for the final outcomes which we will see after January 20th, 2025.
It is FRIDAY!!!  :)
2025? ROFLMAO
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22498 on: July 27, 2018, 12:04:11 PM »
The economy is on FIRE!!! True to my name (Mr Goalpost) Trump gets the credit.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22499 on: July 27, 2018, 12:09:25 PM »
Rudy calls Cohen an honest person two weeks ago. Last night he claims he has lied all his life.
Funny how the story always changes when someone says something against Trump. Who do you believe?
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