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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22540 on: July 31, 2018, 11:36:39 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22541 on: July 31, 2018, 02:50:22 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 31, 2018, 10:49:38 AM
I guess another tax policy to benefit the middle class?  :)
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-administration-mulls-a-unilateral-tax-cut-for-the-wealthy/ar-BBLhtZx?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=ASUSSIGDHP17
Really terrible, allowing people to keep a little more of their own money.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22542 on: July 31, 2018, 02:56:19 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on July 31, 2018, 02:50:22 PM
Really terrible, allowing people to keep a little more of their own money.
Here we go again with your nonsense!!!  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22543 on: July 31, 2018, 04:32:00 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 31, 2018, 02:56:19 PM
Here we go again with your nonsense!!!  >:(
SOP for anyone on the left: Someone says something I don't like, so I just call it nonsense.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22544 on: July 31, 2018, 04:44:11 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on July 31, 2018, 04:32:00 PM
SOP for anyone on the left: Someone says something I don't like, so I just call it nonsense.
No just that most of what you say is nonsense. Just like many members here pointed out about your union BS.

How about this. Let everyone keep all their money. Lets see how long you would last in that situation.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22547 on: August 01, 2018, 02:46:42 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on August 01, 2018, 01:37:52 PM
That's the way he runs the country, I can't believe that you don't know that by now...
What I know is he is not worried about the country, only himself!
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« Reply #22548 on: August 01, 2018, 03:03:28 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 01, 2018, 02:46:42 PM
What I know is he is not worried about the country, only himself!
Ding ding we have a winner!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22549 on: August 01, 2018, 03:05:31 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 31, 2018, 10:49:38 AM
I guess another tax policy to benefit the middle class?  :)
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-administration-mulls-a-unilateral-tax-cut-for-the-wealthy/ar-BBLhtZx?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=ASUSSIGDHP17
I'm pretty sure I'm middle class or perhaps below and this would benefit me.  ;D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22550 on: August 01, 2018, 03:05:49 PM »
Quote from: aygart on August 01, 2018, 03:03:28 PM
Ding ding we have a winner!
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 01, 2018, 10:22:06 AM
Shouldn't he worry about running the country?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22551 on: August 01, 2018, 03:07:01 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on August 01, 2018, 03:05:31 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm middle class or perhaps below and this would benefit me.  ;D
You will be the exception and not the rule.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22552 on: August 01, 2018, 03:10:40 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on August 01, 2018, 03:07:01 PM
You will be the exception and not the rule.
The emoji was intended to show that I know that.
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« Reply #22553 on: August 01, 2018, 03:36:57 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on August 01, 2018, 03:10:40 PM
The emoji was intended to show that I know that.
So that is an "I know that" emoji?  ::)
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« Reply #22554 on: August 01, 2018, 03:59:18 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 31, 2018, 04:44:11 PM
How about this. Let everyone keep all their money. Lets see how long you would last in that situation.

I actually like this idea very much, and think it's very sustainable, moving to a consumption-based tax system (with some safeguards and an ex-patriation tax). Let everyone keep as much money as they want, and pay a tax when they decide they want to spend their money.

The bottom line is that our current fiscal situation isn't sustainable. The two tax alternatives to resolve the problem are a consumption (VAT) tax, or a wealth Tax. We might end up with both. Though I'd really hope the next Congress and SCOTUS will be up to the task to make a major reform, possibly with some kind of constitutional amendment to bolster it (though that requires more than just Congress and SCOTUS).
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« Reply #22555 on: August 01, 2018, 04:02:03 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on August 01, 2018, 03:59:18 PM
I actually like this idea very much, and think it's very sustainable, moving to a consumption-based tax system (with some safeguards and an ex-patriation tax). Let everyone keep as much money as they want, and pay a tax when they decide they want to spend their money.
Dog eat dog world. Only the strong will survive. Or someone that owns 25+ quality guns.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22556 on: August 01, 2018, 05:24:26 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 31, 2018, 04:44:11 PM
How about this. Let everyone keep all their money. Lets see how long you would last in that situation.
Quote from: ExGingi on August 01, 2018, 03:59:18 PM
I actually like this idea very much, and think it's very sustainable, moving to a consumption-based tax system (with some safeguards and an ex-patriation tax). Let everyone keep as much money as they want, and pay a tax when they decide they want to spend their money.

The bottom line is that our current fiscal situation isn't sustainable. The two tax alternatives to resolve the problem are a consumption (VAT) tax, or a wealth Tax. We might end up with both. Though I'd really hope the next Congress and SCOTUS will be up to the task to make a major reform, possibly with some kind of constitutional amendment to bolster it (though that requires more than just Congress and SCOTUS).
I hate to say this, but this is very much an Exgingi post, and I don't mean that in a good way. One guy says tax cuts for the rich are bad, the next guy says all tax cuts are good, the first guy says so why not take away all taxes. Comes along Exgingi and says I like that idea - consumption based taxation is the way to go. Huh? Man dechar shmei?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22557 on: August 01, 2018, 06:28:01 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on August 01, 2018, 05:24:26 PM
I hate to say this, but this is very much an Exgingi post, and I don't mean that in a good way. One guy says tax cuts for the rich are bad, the next guy says all tax cuts are good, the first guy says so why not take away all taxes let people keep all their money. Comes along Exgingi and expands and crystallizes the idea says I like that idea - [let people keep all their money, or choose how much of it to keep, by switching to a] consumption based taxation is the way to go.
FTFY.

Though at this point this thread should have long been renamed "having fun with CM".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22558 on: August 01, 2018, 06:35:53 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on August 01, 2018, 06:28:01 PM
FTFY.

Though at this point this thread should have long been renamed "having fun with CM".
Yeah, that's exactly the point I'm making. You have a habit of introducing a new idea into a topic as if it's the same as a previously mentioned idea.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22559 on: August 01, 2018, 07:16:19 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on August 01, 2018, 06:35:53 PM
Yeah, that's exactly the point I'm making. You have a habit of introducing a new idea into a topic as if it's the same as a previously mentioned idea.
Sorry. Didn't realize that I need to have more Yekke sensitivity when having fun with CM.
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