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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830974 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22700 on: August 10, 2018, 04:03:25 PM »
Ha! And your still hoping that these “hits” will do so something to Trump.
Isn’t that the definition of insanity! 😂

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22701 on: August 10, 2018, 04:15:20 PM »
Ha! And your still hoping that these “hits” will do so something to Trump.
Isn’t that the definition of insanity! 😂
Just getting the facts out there.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22702 on: August 10, 2018, 04:16:26 PM »
I guess the idiot forgot these same owners kicked him to the curb when he tried to get a team. You can't suspend anyone!!!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1027895506809364480
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22703 on: August 10, 2018, 05:05:18 PM »
Agree but Trump is going to get the blame. He wants all the credit now.
I agree with that, which is why the timing of this correction is going to be really important politically.
Personally i don't think presidents deserve much or any credit for the market either way

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22704 on: August 10, 2018, 07:14:21 PM »
I agree with that, which is why the timing of this correction is going to be really important politically.
Personally i don't think presidents deserve much or any credit for the market either way
I would say we are in the 8th inning. The question is are we going to see extra innings?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22705 on: August 10, 2018, 08:10:58 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22706 on: August 11, 2018, 11:27:31 PM »
Take away the torches and it is a typical Trump rally.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22708 on: August 12, 2018, 01:49:47 AM »
Take away the torches and it is a typical Trump rally.
take away the torches and you have......a crowd of people?? 🤔
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22709 on: August 12, 2018, 08:03:15 AM »
take away the torches and you have......a crowd of racist/anti-Semite people?? 🤔
FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22711 on: August 12, 2018, 10:11:23 AM »
FTFY
But how does that LOOK different than any other crowd?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22712 on: August 12, 2018, 10:54:58 AM »
But how does that LOOK different than any other crowd?
If that is the crowd you normally see then I guess that explains many of your views.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22713 on: August 12, 2018, 11:00:16 AM »
But how does that LOOK different than any other crowd?
+1
If that is the crowd you normally see then I guess that explains many of your views.
What??

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22714 on: August 12, 2018, 11:03:31 AM »
+1What??
So the crowd you see normally look like the make up of that crowd? If that is the case you need to expand your horizons!!!
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« Reply #22715 on: August 12, 2018, 11:06:33 AM »
If that is the crowd you normally see then I guess that explains many of your views.
Why, because it is a crowd of angry white guys? Just replace the torches with masks and it could be Antifa.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22716 on: August 12, 2018, 11:07:53 AM »
Why, because it is a crowd of angry white guys?
But how does that LOOK different than any other crowd?
You answered your own question with a question.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22717 on: August 12, 2018, 11:09:23 AM »
So the crowd you see normally look like the make up of that crowd? If that is the case you need to expand your horizons!!!
I see 2 ppl with beards.other then that I can't see anything else. While I agree that they are racist etc, what do their looks have to do with it?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22718 on: August 12, 2018, 11:09:27 AM »
You answered your own question with a question.  :)
Of course.

Apparently you have not been seeing much of Trump rallies since every one I have seen has been pretty diverse.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22719 on: August 12, 2018, 11:09:41 AM »
It seems you are confused as usual.


...and here we go again and again and again... but officer he was speeding to.
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