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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1189470 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22800 on: August 14, 2018, 01:11:26 PM »
Did she shoot Kennedy also?
figured thats all you would come up with :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22801 on: August 14, 2018, 01:12:26 PM »
More white people call him out more than any other race.
When a term has a history rooted in racism you just don't use it when it comes to that race. If you do then the obvious conclusion is you are a racist. Not sure what is so hard for a non-racist to understand. Maybe that is the problem?  :)
we can have a civil conversation about this without anyone implying that whoever doesn't see things the way i do must be a racist.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22802 on: August 14, 2018, 01:16:42 PM »
figured thats all you would come up with :)
There is little groundbreaking in that article. The main point is the connection between Simpson and that Russian lawyer. That definitely raises red flags to anyone not color blind, but is not quite the what they are making it out to be. It is also very old news.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22803 on: August 14, 2018, 01:17:10 PM »
we can have a civil conversation about this without anyone implying that whoever doesn't see things the way i do must be a racist.
Speak for yourself!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22804 on: August 14, 2018, 01:20:29 PM »
There is little groundbreaking in that article. The main point is the connection between Simpson and that Russian lawyer. That definitely raises red flags to anyone not color blind, but is not quite the what they are making it out to be. It is also very old news.
TBH i dont really pay attention to this stuff. just noticed the article and figured id post to get r' chaim to write something about conspiracy lunatics...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22805 on: August 14, 2018, 01:25:04 PM »
figured thats all you would come up with :)
When you post wacko conspiracy theories what do you except?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22806 on: August 14, 2018, 01:28:19 PM »
we can have a civil conversation about this without anyone implying that whoever doesn't see things the way i do must be a racist.
Sure we can. Do you understand the history of racism and slavery toward blacks in this country?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22807 on: August 14, 2018, 01:29:21 PM »
The saddest part is this.


That is unfortunately partially due to the lack of alternatives.
Lack of alternatives has zero to do with his base.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22808 on: August 14, 2018, 01:31:17 PM »
Lack of alternatives has zero to do with his base.
correct. Hence the partially.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22809 on: August 14, 2018, 01:34:28 PM »
correct. Hence the partially.
Didn't the R's have something like 13 alternatives? Seems alternatives had nothing to do with it. I guess we could play if D so and so was the opponent Trump would have lost.
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« Reply #22810 on: August 14, 2018, 01:46:01 PM »
Didn't the R's have something like 13 alternatives? Seems alternatives had nothing to do with it. I guess we could play if D so and so was the opponent Trump would have lost.
Of course it is speculation.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22811 on: August 14, 2018, 02:05:28 PM »
Of course it is speculation.
Back to the "N" word. You hear the latest tape today? Drip drip drip!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22812 on: August 14, 2018, 03:38:54 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22813 on: August 14, 2018, 03:51:08 PM »

whether there are tapes or not this says it all. Trump and his team have no idea what hes said and it is completely in the realm of possibility (maybe more likely than that) that he did use racial slurs at some point.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #22814 on: August 14, 2018, 04:12:34 PM »
whether there are tapes or not this says it all. Trump and his team have no idea what hes said and it is completely in the realm of possibility (maybe more likely than that) that he did use racial slurs at some point.
What this tells you is he does/has used the "N" word. He just doesn't know if someone has it on tape. Either way this is the nail in coffin on the racist dispute. I don't expect the head buried in sand Trumpsters to acknowledge that fact but and any fair minded person will.
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