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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847531 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23560 on: September 06, 2018, 12:54:53 PM »
She assumed he broke the rules. He called their bluff so lets see what happens. They will tell us a lot.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23561 on: September 06, 2018, 12:58:06 PM »
LOL
i just dont understand why there would be any opposition to removing him.
he intentionally broke  a rule which has consequences . end of discussion!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23562 on: September 06, 2018, 01:03:57 PM »
She assumed he broke the rules. He called their bluff so lets see what happens. They will tell us a lot.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/06/kavanaugh-questioning-enters-final-stretch-as-dems-seem-to-lay-traps.html

“I am going to release the e-mail about racial profiling and I understand that the penalty comes with potential ousting from the Senate,” Booker said at the beginning of the third day of Kavanaugh’s confirmation hearing.
...
“Running for president is no excuse for violating the rules of the Senate or of confidentiality of the documents that we are privy to,” Texas Sen. John Cornyn told Booker.

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, dinged Booker for repeating his point.

“Can I ask you how long you're going to say the same thing three or four times?” Grassley asked.

“I'm saying I'm knowingly violating the rules,” Booker replied. “Senator Cornyn has called me out for it.”

“How many times are you going to tell us that?” Grassley replied.

Cornyn, at one point, read the Senate rule that says, “Any Senator, officer or employee of the Senate who shall disclose the secret or confidential business or proceedings of the Senate, including the business and proceedings of the committees, subcommittees and offices of the Senate shall be liable, if a Senator, to suffer expulsion from the body; and if an officer or employee, to dismissal from the service of the Senate, and to punishment for contempt.”

Booker replied, “Bring it.”

The Democrat also said, “This is about the closest I'll probably ever have in my life to an, ‘I am Spartacus’ moment.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23563 on: September 06, 2018, 01:04:55 PM »
i just dont understand why there would be any opposition to removing him.
he intentionally broke  a rule which has consequences . end of discussion!
Facts not in evidence!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23564 on: September 06, 2018, 01:06:27 PM »
Facts not in evidence!  :)
You are starting to sound like the Hillary investigators.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23565 on: September 06, 2018, 01:13:17 PM »
You are starting to sound like the Hillary investigators.
A guy that calls himself spartacus doesnt belong in the senate!
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23566 on: September 06, 2018, 01:16:14 PM »
i just dont understand why there would be any opposition to removing him.
he intentionally broke  a rule which has consequences . end of discussion!
thats probably what he wants, why play into his hand

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23567 on: September 06, 2018, 01:17:19 PM »
A guy that calls himself spartacus doesnt belong in the senate!
LOL
A guy that calls himself spartacus doesnt belong in the senate!
He pulled a stunt for the cameras and to stop the hearing. Judge N on FOX is saying no rules were broken.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23568 on: September 06, 2018, 01:24:46 PM »
LOLHe pulled a stunt for the cameras and to stop the hearing. Judge N on FOX is saying no rules were broken.
Senator Booker says they were.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23570 on: September 06, 2018, 01:27:33 PM »
Senator Booker says they were.
Did you miss this part?
He pulled a stunt for the cameras and to stop the hearing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23571 on: September 06, 2018, 01:30:12 PM »
A guy that calls himself spartacus doesnt belong in the senate!
we should make him be a gladiator like the original spartacus!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23572 on: September 06, 2018, 01:36:06 PM »
@ChaimMoskowitz i call no fair on the delete!
to answer your question i have absolutely no idea, but im assuming that when he drew the comparison he knew the ending
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23573 on: September 06, 2018, 01:37:24 PM »
@ChaimMoskowitz i call no fair on the delete!
:)
Got mixed up. Was thinking of Gladiator.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23575 on: September 06, 2018, 01:38:51 PM »
Apology accepted.  :)
He pulled a stunt for the cameras and to stop the hearing. Judge N on FOX is saying no rules were broken.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23576 on: September 06, 2018, 01:43:39 PM »
publicity stunt all along


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23577 on: September 06, 2018, 01:49:22 PM »
publicity stunt all along
Red meat for his base.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23578 on: September 06, 2018, 02:00:18 PM »
Cowardly publicity stunt all along
FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #23579 on: September 06, 2018, 02:01:36 PM »
Senator Booker says they were.
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