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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3942812 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24340 on: September 23, 2018, 10:14:48 AM »
The numbers finding it is our isn't credible are very close and almost perfectly divided by who they voted for in 2016.
As you like to say "Surprise Surprise"

I'm sure that the poll about Keith Ellison is exactly the same

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24341 on: September 23, 2018, 10:15:43 AM »
As you like to say "Surprise Surprise"

I'm sure that the poll about Keith Ellison is exactly the same
I actually wrote it right there about the poll.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24343 on: September 23, 2018, 10:20:21 AM »
I'm sure that the poll about Keith Ellison is exactly the same
You think 46% don't express a view (need more info/not sure) on credible/not credible?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24344 on: September 23, 2018, 10:26:00 AM »
You think 46% don't express a view (need more info/not sure) on credible/not credible?
1. I'm not seeing a 46%. I'm seeing 32% in total, and that's 6% more then ppl saying it's credible. That basically means that they don't believe her now but are open to believing her IF something which they deem credible arises.

2. The point being that most of the country is biased enough not care when it has implications to their political veiws

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24345 on: September 23, 2018, 10:31:56 AM »
2. The point being that most of the country is biased enough not care when it has implications to their political veiws
I think we both would agree about the nutcases on both sides. I find it encouraging that 46% have not made up their mind in regards to the Dr/K. What do you think the % would be here?  :)
ETA: What is really encouraging from the poll is that more than half (55%) of independents haven't made up their mind.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24346 on: September 23, 2018, 10:41:26 AM »
I think we both would agree about the nutcases on both sides. I find it encouraging that 46% have not made up their mind in regards to the Dr/K. What do you think the % would be here?  :)
ETA: What is really encouraging from the poll is that more than half (55%) of independents haven't made up their mind.
1. Sounds great except that I don't see that number...
2. It will reflect their party association, exactly like the poll...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24347 on: September 23, 2018, 11:05:43 AM »
1. Sounds great except that I don't see that number...
You don't see 55% of I's don't have enough information or not sure? I consider that not making up their minds yet, don't you?
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« Reply #24348 on: September 23, 2018, 11:55:33 AM »
Some independents have a bias to be not sure. Undecided can also be a bias.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24353 on: September 23, 2018, 12:52:01 PM »
You don't see 55% of I's don't have enough information or not sure? I consider that not making up their minds yet, don't you?
Not sure why but I'm seeing different numbers...

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« Reply #24354 on: September 23, 2018, 12:55:27 PM »
Not sure why but I'm seeing different numbers...
LOL, probably your bias? Seriously what numbers are you seeing?
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« Reply #24355 on: September 23, 2018, 12:58:45 PM »
Not sure why but I'm seeing different numbers...
25+30=55
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« Reply #24356 on: September 23, 2018, 01:02:50 PM »
LOL, probably your bias? Seriously what numbers are you seeing?
25+30=55
I know that I'm busy today and are just skimming through... But I have no idea what either of you are talking about....

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« Reply #24357 on: September 23, 2018, 01:06:23 PM »
I know that I'm busy today and are just skimming through... But I have no idea what either of you are talking about....
Sorry 35+20
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24358 on: September 23, 2018, 01:06:54 PM »
I haven't heard enough to say - 35%
Not sure - 20%

Poll lining up is a little off.

ETA: If you see don't see it I will send over my independent unbiased glasses to use.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24359 on: September 23, 2018, 01:40:35 PM »
Sorry 35+20
I haven't heard enough to say - 35%
Not sure - 20%

Poll lining up is a little off.

ETA: If you see don't see it I will send over my independent unbiased glasses to use.  ;)
Didn't chap that you meant combined....