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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1620202 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24405 on: September 26, 2018, 07:26:50 PM »
I would never do that to you.
*Knocks out his wife*
"I'd never hurt you"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24406 on: September 26, 2018, 07:27:52 PM »
*Knocks out his wife*
"I'd never hurt you"
I guess it is OK to mention Trump in this thread.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24407 on: September 26, 2018, 07:31:25 PM »
My point was their purpose is to investigate. What is your point?

My point is that their purpose is to investigate Federal crimes, but if they are expanding to other investigations, I'm trying to find my car keys

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24408 on: September 26, 2018, 07:34:13 PM »
Stay out of this thread or it will get worse. I had to ask in the other thread to get a truthful answer, thank you. It is hard to do that in this thread.
Lol
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24409 on: September 26, 2018, 07:34:40 PM »
My point is that their purpose is to investigate Federal crimes
That's not exactly correct but I understand why you want to say that. They can investigate crimes on domestic soil. They have assisted and investigated local crimes.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24410 on: September 26, 2018, 07:39:03 PM »
I shall now make my not so graceful exit from this abomination of a thead.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24411 on: September 26, 2018, 07:43:38 PM »
I shall now make my not so graceful exit from this abomination of a thead.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24412 on: September 26, 2018, 07:46:30 PM »
That's not exactly correct but I understand why you want to say that. They can investigate crimes on domestic soil. They have assisted and investigated local crimes.
https://www.fbi.gov/about/faqs
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24413 on: September 26, 2018, 07:50:00 PM »
https://www.fbi.gov/about/faqs
I didn't forget about and still waiting for my answer.  >:(

Only because you decided that any discussion of the parts that you don't want discuss means that feel what fits your biases to have them saying. Your biases are preventing you from even knowing what people are really saying. That is how biased you are.
I know what they are saying. They are blaming the D's for this whole mess. They are saying K is afraid of a fair investigation because it will derail/kill his nomination. Am I missing anything?
You are missing more than you are getting. You need to own up to your biases so you can see past them.
What am I missing?
You will not get it until you own up to your biases. Everything he's been very explicit but your biases are pending you from seeing it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24414 on: September 26, 2018, 08:05:11 PM »
Boo
You're the one who told me to stay out.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24415 on: September 26, 2018, 08:06:10 PM »
You're the one who told me to stay out.
I didn't mean it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24418 on: September 26, 2018, 08:19:17 PM »
I didn't forget about and still waiting for my answer.  >:(

Thats fine. I am having pity on you and want to leave you a way to avoid answers such as how i showed you changing your tune after being called out.
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24419 on: September 26, 2018, 08:20:37 PM »
Thats fine. I am having pity on you and want to leave you a way to avoid answers such as how i showed you changing your tune after being called out.
...still waiting for my answer.  >:(



Only because you decided that any discussion of the parts that you don't want discuss means that feel what fits your biases to have them saying. Your biases are preventing you from even knowing what people are really saying. That is how biased you are.
I know what they are saying. They are blaming the D's for this whole mess. They are saying K is afraid of a fair investigation because it will derail/kill his nomination. Am I missing anything?
You are missing more than you are getting. You need to own up to your biases so you can see past them.
What am I missing?
You will not get it until you own up to your biases. Everything he's been very explicit but your biases are pending you from seeing it.
What am I missing?
I just found a new supply of forks!