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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1620137 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24600 on: September 27, 2018, 10:50:22 PM »
Time to retire the @ChaimMoskowitz username?
Did he take me up on the offer or did he ignore it. How about an honest answer?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24601 on: September 27, 2018, 10:52:54 PM »
"Everything I believed I knew about Brett Kavanaugh, I am now more convinced than ever that he didn't do it." #Hannity

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24602 on: September 27, 2018, 10:53:47 PM »
"Everything I believed I knew about Brett Kavanaugh, I am now more convinced than ever that he didn't do it." #Hannity
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24603 on: September 27, 2018, 11:05:53 PM »
Did he take me up on the offer or did he ignore it. How about an honest answer?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24604 on: September 27, 2018, 11:08:41 PM »

Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24605 on: September 27, 2018, 11:09:21 PM »
I am giving you a taste of your own medicine.
Unlike you I will admit when I am wrong. This is how fair I am!!!

In 9th grade in 1980, I started keeping calendars of my own for me also its both a calendar and a diary. Ive kept such calendar diaries for the last 38 years. Mine are not as good as my dads, Kavanaugh continued. And when I was a kid the calendars are about what youd expect from a kid some goofy parts, some embarrassing parts but I did have the summer of 1982 documented pretty well.
You know this is what I paraphrased and you called me a liar over it.
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24606 on: September 27, 2018, 11:11:50 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24607 on: September 27, 2018, 11:15:09 PM »
That's an honest answer?
He didn't write ALOL.
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24608 on: September 27, 2018, 11:20:25 PM »
You know this is what I paraphrased and you called me a liar over it.
I called you a lot of things but liar is not one of them IIRC. Why the need to spin things?

Do you understand that last post was to prove you were right?

I guess you can all blame me for the rain dance.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24609 on: September 27, 2018, 11:22:03 PM »
I called you a lot of things but liar is not one of them IIRC. Why the need to spin things?

Do you understand that last post was to prove you were right?
Maybe you should have explained that. You also shouldn't have continued your BS after you were proven wrong.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24610 on: September 27, 2018, 11:26:39 PM »
That's an honest answer?

The honest thing to do when you realize that you were wrong about something, especially something you said with such conviction, is to think about what might have led you to that mistake.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24611 on: September 27, 2018, 11:29:32 PM »
Maybe you should have explained that.
I thought this was clear, others did. Maybe your bias towards me kept you from seeing it?  :)

Unlike you I will admit when I am wrong. This is how fair I am!!!

In 9th grade in 1980, I started keeping calendars of my own for me also its both a calendar and a diary. Ive kept such calendar diaries for the last 38 years. Mine are not as good as my dads, Kavanaugh continued. And when I was a kid the calendars are about what youd expect from a kid some goofy parts, some embarrassing parts but I did have the summer of 1982 documented pretty well.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24612 on: September 27, 2018, 11:30:36 PM »
The honest thing to do when you realize that you were wrong about something, especially something you said with such conviction, is to think about what might have led you to that mistake.
I know what led to it. Now how about an honest answer to my question? I hope you are not another one of those.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24613 on: September 27, 2018, 11:31:20 PM »
I actually think Ford is lying after today.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24614 on: September 27, 2018, 11:35:53 PM »
I actually think Ford is lying after today.
Why is that?
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