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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830369 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24860 on: October 04, 2018, 09:09:01 PM »
Not that it will help misogynists like Trump and others here understand but here it is anyway.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/connie-chung-pens-powerful-letter-christine-blasey-ford/story?id=58280355

"I am writing to you because I know that exact dates, exact years are insignificant. We remember exactly what happened to us and who did it to us. We remember the truth forever," she said. "Bravo, Christine, for telling the truth."
c'mon you kill your sometimes great arguments with preposterous things like this

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24861 on: October 04, 2018, 09:12:02 PM »
c'mon you kill your sometimes great arguments with preposterous things like this
When someone asks why she doesn't remember everything or mocks her for not remember everything just shows their ignorance. That ignorance only goes so far and then turns into something bigger.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24862 on: October 04, 2018, 09:43:16 PM »
And she remembers having one beer..
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24863 on: October 04, 2018, 09:46:45 PM »
And she remembers having one beer..
You don't know when to stop with your hatred!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24864 on: October 04, 2018, 10:04:32 PM »
When someone asks why she doesn't remember everything or mocks her for not remember everything just shows their ignorance. That ignorance only goes so far and then turns into something bigger.

It's not that she doesn't remember everything, it's that she doesn't remember anything.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24865 on: October 04, 2018, 10:09:07 PM »
It's not that she doesn't remember everything, it's that she doesn't remember anything.
Ignorance runs deep around here.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24866 on: October 04, 2018, 10:14:49 PM »
Ignorance runs deep around here.

You keep saying that, but that doesn't make your position any more true.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24867 on: October 04, 2018, 10:17:12 PM »
You keep saying that, but that doesn't make your position any more true.
You claim she doesn't remember anything any everyone knows that is a flat out lie.
Educate yourself on sextual abuse victims then you won't sound so ignorant.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24868 on: October 04, 2018, 10:17:31 PM »
Your so called President said she was credible.
I don't know about @ilherman's citizenship status (though I would assume he's a proud American Citizen), but unless you renounced your citizenship, DJT is YOUR true president, just like BHO was my (mostly terrible, with the exception of MHA/HAMP) president, all personal opinions and views aside.
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I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24869 on: October 04, 2018, 10:20:38 PM »
You don't know when to stop with your hatred!!!
You don't know when to stop with your non sense...
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24870 on: October 04, 2018, 10:21:56 PM »
When I see the President mocking a sexual assault victim and the crowd cheering him on IMHO it will be worse than we think.
Where you shocked/surprised/taken aback that it happened?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24871 on: October 04, 2018, 10:23:47 PM »
I don't know about @ilherman's citizenship status (though I would assume he's a proud American Citizen), but unless you renounced your citizenship, DJT is YOUR true president, just like BHO was my (mostly terrible, with the exception of MHA/HAMP) president, all personal opinions and views aside.
so called: used to express one's view that a name or term is inappropriate.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24872 on: October 04, 2018, 10:29:36 PM »

so called: used to express one's view that a name or term is inappropriate.
I think I have sufficient command of the English language (as well as some additional languages) to know what the expression "so called" means.

We have a constitution and laws of the land.  If he's the duly elected president, he's the president of all citizens, like him or not. The alternative is anarchy (which some on the left seem to favor).
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24873 on: October 04, 2018, 10:36:17 PM »
You claim she doesn't remember anything any everyone knows that is a flat out lie.
Educate yourself on sextual abuse victims then you won't sound so ignorant.

Educate yourself on how memory works (yes, also for tramatic events) and you won't be so ignorant.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24874 on: October 04, 2018, 10:39:32 PM »
Educate yourself on how memory works (yes, also for tramatic events) and you won't be so ignorant.
You're speaking to the wrong person. You gotta speak to nutcase Maddow directly.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24875 on: October 04, 2018, 10:45:02 PM »
Educate yourself on how memory works (yes, also for tramatic events) and you won't be so ignorant.
I see you ignored the flat out lie you made. Own it, you made it!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24876 on: October 04, 2018, 10:45:58 PM »
You're speaking to the wrong person. You gotta speak to nutcase Maddow directly.
Only one of us is drinking the Hannity/Maddow Kool-Aid and that would be you!!!
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« Reply #24877 on: October 04, 2018, 10:46:46 PM »
I think I have sufficient command of the English language (as well as some additional languages) to know what the expression "so called" means.
Then you should know words have more than one meaning.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24878 on: October 04, 2018, 10:48:12 PM »
I see you ignored the flat out lie you made. Own it, you made it!!!

Do you need a list of all the ways her story changed in the times she told it?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24879 on: October 04, 2018, 10:49:08 PM »
Chaim used to be so much fun to have a conversation with. Unfortunately it seems that he really suffers from TDS and that it killing him. I feel really bad for him. Especially after research shows that it's not easy to get out from TDS.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.