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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769875 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24940 on: October 05, 2018, 10:23:31 AM »
One thing we do know is that he didn't say anything that corroborated Dr. Ford's story
That is true. What is also true he didn't deny it happen like he did with some of the other allegations made.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24941 on: October 05, 2018, 10:34:04 AM »
That is true. What is also true he didn't deny it happen like he did with some of the other allegations made.
So 3 people know what happened. He said she said is a wash in your words. Third person has no recollection let's say. Stalemate=innocent in this country.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24942 on: October 05, 2018, 10:41:04 AM »
That is true. What is also true he didn't deny it happen like he did with some of the other allegations made.

Link?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24943 on: October 05, 2018, 10:44:23 AM »
So 3 people know what happened. He said she said is a wash in your words. Third person has no recollection let's say. Stalemate=innocent in this country.
Yes he is innocent in a criminal matter. This isn't a criminal matter.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24944 on: October 05, 2018, 10:48:59 AM »
Link?
I am shocked you would ask for a link. You didn't read his short statement/s? How can you discuss this with knowing the basic facts?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24945 on: October 05, 2018, 11:16:35 AM »
I am shocked you would ask for a link. You didn't read his short statement/s? How can you discuss this with knowing the basic facts?

You have access to the FBI report?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24946 on: October 05, 2018, 11:28:08 AM »
You have access to the FBI report?
No but his sworn statement that has been misrepresented here many times is public knowledge. You haven't read his sworn statement/s? It is a simple question.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24947 on: October 05, 2018, 12:10:44 PM »
Yes he is innocent in a criminal matter.
Thanks for conceding that he's innocent.

This isn't a criminal matter.
Thanks for conceding that this has nothing to do with finding the truth.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24948 on: October 05, 2018, 12:26:41 PM »
Thanks for conceding that he's innocent.
Thanks for conceding that this has nothing to do with finding the truth.
Thanks for trying to twist everything.
You wouldn't know the truth if it was staring you in the face.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24949 on: October 05, 2018, 02:11:49 PM »
Thanks for trying to twist everything.
You wouldn't know the truth if it was staring you in the face.  :P

Can't dispute the facts so go with the personal attacks.  :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24950 on: October 05, 2018, 03:42:02 PM »
Collins is a yes.  and she made a very good presentation imho...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24951 on: October 05, 2018, 03:47:58 PM »
Collins is a yes.  and she made a very good presentation imho...
50/50? Others will flip now?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24952 on: October 05, 2018, 03:50:42 PM »
50/50? Others will flip now?
well they at least have pence as tie breaker. I would expect Manchin to vote yes if it's clear that he not the difference maker

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24953 on: October 05, 2018, 04:10:00 PM »
Joe manchin said he’s a yes
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24954 on: October 05, 2018, 04:12:46 PM »
Joe manchin said he’s a yes
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24955 on: October 05, 2018, 05:17:20 PM »
such a politician
. I would expect Manchin to vote yes if it's clear that he not the difference maker
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24956 on: October 05, 2018, 05:18:52 PM »

one doesn't preclude the other also he could've waited a few more seconds to make it less obvious

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24957 on: October 05, 2018, 05:21:34 PM »
Ironic how these things work. You win but you will lose. The D's are going to be p*ssed and will turn out in droves for the mid-terms.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24958 on: October 05, 2018, 06:00:35 PM »
Ironic how these things work. You win but you will lose. The D's are going to be p*ssed and will turn out in droves for the mid-terms.

Polling seems to indicate the opposite. Republicans are disgusted at the dirty tricks and are motivated to keep Democrats out of power.

It seems like Democrats were already all in because of trump, while Republicans were divided and not engaged until this situation.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #24959 on: October 05, 2018, 06:09:27 PM »
Polling seems to indicate the opposite. Republicans are disgusted at the dirty tricks and are motivated to keep Democrats out of power.

It seems like Democrats were already all in because of trump, while Republicans were divided and not engaged until this situation.
The ones that are mad are the ones that show up especially in the mid-terms. The R's are like pigs in sh*t right now.  :)
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