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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3825258 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25040 on: October 09, 2018, 05:03:30 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on October 09, 2018, 11:47:50 AM
she was the best for isreal.
Who cares if she was best Israel. Was she best for the US!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25041 on: October 09, 2018, 05:24:18 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rand-paul-warns-of-assassination-peril-after-kavanaugh-confirmation-i-really-worry-someone-is-going-to-be-killed/ar-BBOalB0?ocid=spartanntp
"I fear that there's going to be an assassination," Paul told a Kentucky radio show. "I really worry that somebody is going to be killed, and that those who are ratcheting up the conversation ... they have to realize they bear some responsibility if this elevates to violence."

It starts at the top!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25042 on: October 09, 2018, 05:38:11 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 09, 2018, 05:24:18 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rand-paul-warns-of-assassination-peril-after-kavanaugh-confirmation-i-really-worry-someone-is-going-to-be-killed/ar-BBOalB0?ocid=spartanntp
"I fear that there's going to be an assassination," Paul told a Kentucky radio show. "I really worry that somebody is going to be killed, and that those who are ratcheting up the conversation ... they have to realize they bear some responsibility if this elevates to violence."

It starts at the top!!!

Hillary Clinton is not the top. She lost...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25043 on: October 09, 2018, 05:44:26 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on October 09, 2018, 05:38:11 PM
Hillary Clinton is not the top. She lost...
You really need to get over your obsession of HRC. She is a nobody.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25044 on: October 09, 2018, 05:45:16 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25045 on: October 09, 2018, 06:49:47 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 09, 2018, 05:44:26 PM
You really need to get over your obsession of HRC. She is a nobody.  ::)

I thought you were referring to her recent "you can't be civil" comments.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25046 on: October 09, 2018, 06:51:26 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on October 09, 2018, 06:49:47 PM
I thought you were referring to her recent "you can't be civil" comments.
No I was referring to the constant hate speech coming from Trump, like you didn't know.   ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25047 on: October 09, 2018, 06:59:35 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 09, 2018, 06:51:26 PM
No I was referring to the constant hate speech coming from Trump, like you didn't know.   ::)

Oh. I thought we had finally converted you to a Trumpster
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25048 on: October 09, 2018, 08:19:20 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 09, 2018, 05:03:30 PM
Who cares if she was best Israel. Was she best for the US!!!
I care ! Very Much So.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25049 on: October 09, 2018, 10:21:58 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 09, 2018, 05:44:26 PM
You really need to get over your obsession of HRC. She is a nobody.  ::)
i normally agree with you when people bring up Hillary but this time she crossed a line with her comments. Hopefully no one takes her seriously anymore and listens to her.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25050 on: October 09, 2018, 10:23:41 PM »
Quote from: springles on October 09, 2018, 10:21:58 PM
i normally agree with you when people bring up Hillary but this time she crossed a line with her comments. Hopefully no one takes her seriously anymore and listens to her.
She will have her 30-35% nutcases just like Trump has his. Nothing we can do about that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25051 on: October 09, 2018, 10:31:28 PM »
Quote from: zh cohen on October 09, 2018, 06:49:47 PM
I thought you were referring to her recent "you can't be civil" comments.
Link?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25052 on: October 09, 2018, 10:33:11 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25053 on: October 09, 2018, 11:28:35 PM »
Quote from: Yammer on October 09, 2018, 10:32:43 AM
Wow.

I'm blank. Can't think of anything unless there was a major fight with Trump (which it doesn't sound like )

I find reason #2 brought by CNN to be quite plausible.

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/10/09/politics/nikki-haley-resignation-donald-trump/index.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25054 on: October 09, 2018, 11:30:34 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on October 09, 2018, 11:28:35 PM
I find reason #2 brought by CNN to be quite plausible.
2, 1 then 3.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25055 on: October 10, 2018, 09:11:41 AM »
the suddenness of it is not explained by 2 or 3
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25056 on: October 10, 2018, 09:17:39 AM »
Bloomberg re-registered as a Democrat

does that imply a 2020 run?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25057 on: October 10, 2018, 09:25:45 AM »
Quote from: elit on October 10, 2018, 09:11:41 AM
the suddenness of it is not explained by 2 or 3
This is not sudden, with a few months before the announcement and a few months after.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25058 on: October 10, 2018, 01:38:20 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on October 10, 2018, 09:25:45 AM
This is not sudden, with a few months before the announcement and a few months after.

+1

The fact that it wasn't made public, just indicates that there's still professionalism in the administration where it really matters. As I've said elsewhere, I've given up on figuring out Trump, but I don't dismiss him. He seems to know how to navigate and control the media while advancing his agenda. It's the outcomes that count at this point.

And while we're at it. This is not a surprise either:

Quote from: mercaz1 on October 10, 2018, 09:17:39 AM
Bloomberg re-registered as a Democrat
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25059 on: October 10, 2018, 02:02:22 PM »
Quote from: avromie7 on October 10, 2018, 09:25:45 AM
This is not sudden, with a few months before the announcement and a few months after.
It was sudden to most in the WH but not to you, OK.  ::)
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