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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2032039 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25180 on: October 12, 2018, 03:36:24 PM »
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E4w66pRXdWg

From beginning to end, pecisely why most Americans call them the fake news, suffering from TDS.
Is that Hannity's brother?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25181 on: October 12, 2018, 03:59:24 PM »
Amazing you take this position here, yet when I say that with DJT all that matters is the outcomes, you balk!
Let me clarify before everyone goes off on another tangent. I don't care why Turkey released him. If they want to pretend it was out of the goodness of their heart, great.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25182 on: October 12, 2018, 04:13:33 PM »
Let me clarify before everyone goes off on another tangent. I don't care why Turkey released him. If they want to pretend it was out of the goodness of their heart, great.
How about if it's in exchange for the US not making an issue out of human rights violations? Or in exchange for the US urging Turkey to go easy on the KSA?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25184 on: October 13, 2018, 09:41:58 PM »
That's disgusting. Please don't write that kind of stuff
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25185 on: October 13, 2018, 09:42:55 PM »
Who are your friends? R's, Iís or Dís like me?
FTFY
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25187 on: October 14, 2018, 12:20:38 AM »

Is that what the I stands for? I always thought it was for independent. :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25189 on: October 14, 2018, 09:38:56 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25190 on: October 14, 2018, 12:16:23 PM »
Death toll for hurricane Michael continues to rise. All Trump has time for is rallies and hosting nutcases in the WH.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25191 on: October 14, 2018, 12:42:42 PM »
Death toll for hurricane Michael continues to rise. All Trump has time for is rallies and hosting nutcases in the WH.  ::)
Trump cares about the Panhandle a lot more than Puerto Rico. Surprises he's not pretending to do more.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25192 on: October 14, 2018, 02:19:40 PM »
Death toll for hurricane Michael continues to rise. All Trump has time for is rallies and hosting nutcases in the WH.  ::)
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/10/12/trump-florida-georgia-hurricane-michael-897979

what you say now? he didnt go early enough?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25193 on: October 14, 2018, 02:25:40 PM »
what you say now? he didnt go early enough?
Seems you need to take reading comprehension 101.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25194 on: October 14, 2018, 02:29:44 PM »
how come every political argument @ChaimMoskowitz is involved with  ?  :o
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25195 on: October 14, 2018, 02:30:03 PM »
Seems you need to take reading comprehension 101.
you complain he doesnt have time for florida victims?
he is visiting there this week.(today possibly)

whats wrong?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25196 on: October 14, 2018, 02:30:49 PM »
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25197 on: October 14, 2018, 02:33:09 PM »
Seems you need to take reading comprehension 101.
How about we get a dedicated DDF reading comprehension 101 board? There are often references to that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25198 on: October 14, 2018, 02:49:07 PM »
How about we get a dedicated DDF reading comprehension 101 board? There are often references to that.
Finally a good idea to come out of this thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25199 on: October 14, 2018, 02:55:22 PM »
you complain he doesnt have time for florida victims?
he is visiting there this week.(today possibly)
His rallies are more important? Hosting a nutcase like YE in the WH is more important. Of course he is going to visit sooner or later. The point was he had plenty of time and decided against it and instead did stuff to stroke his ego. Hopefully you will understand now.  ::)
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