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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768646 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25280 on: October 17, 2018, 08:24:10 AM »
You must have a short term memory...
What were the polls saying last time?
Any time you or anyone else wants to bet against the polls you know where to find me. It will be like every other time with you people, ALL TALK!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25283 on: October 17, 2018, 10:20:08 AM »
https://twitter.com/SteveKingIA/status/1052390445735706624

So just who is it that Steve King is defending here?

https://www.therebel.media/why_we_had_to_say_goodbye_to_faith_goldy?page=5

https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/896860224971128836
This is what gets me confused.
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She’s done amazing work, from her investigation into illegal immigrants at the U.S. border, to bringing humanitarian aid to Iraq for Christian refugees, to being the most pro-Israel star in our company.

I was upset that she went to the Charlottesville protests, despite my direction to her not to go in any capacity.

But we all screw up — you don’t throw someone overboard for making a mistake. Each of us are second chancers, our whole company is a second chance.

But then I saw the news that she went on a podcast from the Daily Stormer, and it was just too far. So we said goodbye.

Tough week. But we’re going to get back to work now.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25285 on: October 17, 2018, 10:56:37 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25286 on: October 17, 2018, 10:59:28 AM »
:P

Keep in mind that

The state by state polls were less accurate. Congress is based on the local polls.

Congressional polls have a history of being less accurate. All of the predictors use things like enthusiasm and generic poll to help them and are very flawed.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25287 on: October 17, 2018, 11:02:51 AM »
This is what gets me confused.
They have a difficult decision when they need ot choose between the Jews and the Muslims.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25288 on: October 17, 2018, 11:03:51 AM »
Keep in mind that

Congressional polls have a history of being less accurate. All of the predictors use things like enthusiasm and generic poll to help them and are very flawed.
Let the betting begin.  :)
IMHO it will be like every other time. I will be able to hear a pin drop.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25289 on: October 17, 2018, 12:24:26 PM »
Let the betting begin.  :)
IMHO it will be like every other time. I will be able to hear a pin drop.  :P

I can't say I would blame someone for not wanting to bet even if they feel the the polls are unreliable. They are not reliably wrong either even according to their biggest detractors.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25290 on: October 17, 2018, 02:12:52 PM »
So just who is it that Steve King is defending here?
Not to mention, why the heck is Steve King endorsing a candidate for Toronto mayor? Does he know Toronto is in Canada?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25291 on: October 17, 2018, 02:37:54 PM »
Why are US Presidents so afraid of Saudi Arabia?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25292 on: October 17, 2018, 02:45:55 PM »
Why are US Presidents so afraid of Saudi Arabia?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25293 on: October 17, 2018, 02:59:10 PM »
Why are US Presidents so afraid of Saudi Arabia?
Probably because they hold so much control over oil.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25294 on: October 17, 2018, 03:07:57 PM »
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25295 on: October 17, 2018, 03:08:36 PM »
Probably because they hold so much control over oil.
Do you realize how years worth of oil we have in reserve? We could bankrupt them before we use it up.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25296 on: October 17, 2018, 03:22:06 PM »
this is my biggest question to that

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Citi-US-To-Become-Worlds-Top-Oil-Exporter.html
Do you realize how years worth of oil we have in reserve? We could bankrupt them before we use it up.
They definitely hold less power than they did in the past. I would assume the Iran sanctions kicking back in also has to do with it, because Saudi Arabia is the one that's supposed to pick up the slack.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25297 on: October 17, 2018, 04:12:15 PM »
Probably because they hold so much control over oil.
probably because they used so much oil revenue to diversify into US Treasuries and other US Business interests
(or is that just the Chinese)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25298 on: October 17, 2018, 04:17:04 PM »
Wake up and smell the coffee:


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25299 on: October 17, 2018, 06:16:32 PM »
this is my biggest question to that

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Citi-US-To-Become-Worlds-Top-Oil-Exporter.html
Do you realize how years worth of oil we have in reserve? We could bankrupt them before we use it up.
I'm no expert, but it likes like it's a lot more complicated than you would think. https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/15/investing/saudi-arabia-oil-imports-united-states/index.html
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