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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1307009 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25306 on: October 17, 2018, 10:45:59 PM »
IHMO they wouldn't go through the roof.
A moderate Arab country? They kill and dismember an innocent man. Don't think I would call them moderate.
Everything is relative.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25308 on: October 18, 2018, 01:34:12 AM »
lol

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/lindsey-graham-to-take-dna-test-to-find-native-american-roots-i-think-i-can-beat-elizabeth-warren
What Happened to Lindsey the Rino? He turned into a Trump style combative politician.. looks like thats what McCain held back all these years

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25309 on: October 18, 2018, 08:05:25 AM »
What Happened to Lindsey the Rino?

Kavanaugh
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25310 on: October 18, 2018, 02:46:21 PM »
There ought to be an award for Hillary Clinton for being the number one Republican fundraiser of all time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25311 on: October 18, 2018, 05:00:45 PM »
You might not like the answers but Trump has answered more questions from the media than any other president IMHO.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25312 on: October 19, 2018, 09:45:03 AM »
Someone want to tell this dumb *ss black men are already presumed guilty. That is why they get shot 16 times for walking down the street.

"Yes, Black Americans for the President's Agenda paid for that ad," Robinson said. "The MeToo movement overreached and the biggest threat with switching the presumption of innocence to the presumption of guilt is to black men."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25314 on: October 21, 2018, 02:50:36 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25315 on: October 21, 2018, 08:48:16 PM »
Anyone watching the CNN gubernatorial debate?

DeSantis coming out on top hands down. Gilum not able to give a single straight answer when pushed on his radical left policies.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25316 on: October 21, 2018, 08:54:23 PM »
Anyone watching the CNN gubernatorial debate?

DeSantis coming out on top hands down. Gilum not able to give a single straight answer when pushed on his radical left policies.
You have nothing better to do? You live in Florida?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25317 on: October 21, 2018, 08:58:25 PM »
You have nothing better to do? You live in Florida?
What. The. Hell.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25318 on: October 21, 2018, 09:11:20 PM »
What. The. Hell.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25319 on: October 21, 2018, 10:32:06 PM »

This guy is a lets