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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1620190 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25350 on: October 24, 2018, 12:49:38 PM »
At least Trump retweeted pence. Was hoping he'd have enough brains to send a tweet himself condeming the bomb attack attempts, but this will do I suppose.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25351 on: October 24, 2018, 01:40:17 PM »
At least Trump retweeted pence. Was hoping he'd have enough brains to send a tweet himself condeming the bomb attack attempts, but this will do I suppose.
What do you want him to tweet? That this is his type of guy like he did with the other criminal?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25352 on: October 24, 2018, 02:04:39 PM »
What do you want him to tweet? That this is his type of guy like he did with the other criminal?
Obviously I wanted him to tweet something along the same lines that pence did
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25354 on: October 24, 2018, 04:20:38 PM »
Trump finally finds some common ground with Obama in this hostile political environment  ;)


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25355 on: October 24, 2018, 04:26:05 PM »
Trump finally finds some common ground with Obama in this hostile political environment  ;)
Now if the idiot could figure out the difference between a senator and a president.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25357 on: October 24, 2018, 07:48:27 PM »
Rush Drug Addict Limbaugh claims the D's were behind the bombings. The Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are going to swallow this hook, line and sinker!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25358 on: October 24, 2018, 09:51:40 PM »
Rush Drug Addict Limbaugh claims the D's were behind the bombings. The Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are going to swallow this hook, line and sinker!


why not? just in time to kill the growing momentum in the GOP camp, oh and the Rosenstein FBI will cover this up the same way they act on the 2016 stuff.....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25359 on: October 24, 2018, 09:59:35 PM »
Rush Drug Addict Limbaugh claims the D's were behind the bombings. The Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are going to swallow this hook, line and sinker!
I don't listen to those , ever. But It's 100 Percent a Democrat operative. It's very obvious.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25360 on: October 24, 2018, 10:00:59 PM »
I don't listen to those , ever. But It's 100 Percent a Democrat operative. It's very obvious.
btw , why are you mocking someone's drug addiction? It's a disease.
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« Reply #25361 on: October 24, 2018, 10:09:44 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25362 on: October 24, 2018, 10:30:42 PM »
Of all days for NYT to be publishing this stupidity including an assassination attempt with the help of SS.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/23/books/review/trumps-next-chapter.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25363 on: October 25, 2018, 11:51:09 AM »
How about that market?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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