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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1531174 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25410 on: October 26, 2018, 01:01:31 PM »
https://www.thedailybeast.com/cesar-sayoc-jr-alleged-mail-bomber-threatened-democrats-on-twitter/

Other tweets falsely claimed the February 2018 mass shooting at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida, was a false-flag operation orchestrated by Soros and his liberal allies.

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The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25411 on: October 26, 2018, 01:08:23 PM »
I would expect the D's to use a picture of the van in there political adds. I guess "chickens come home to roost" is true.  :)
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The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25413 on: October 26, 2018, 05:19:22 PM »
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25414 on: October 26, 2018, 05:20:50 PM »
We don't know one way or the other right now. We do know that the authorities have stated that the devices were similar. Even if it is not one individual it does seem to be one group of what is unlikely to be more than a handful of people.

Also, it seems that these may have only been hoax devices. Still terrible, but not quite the same as a real one. Of course, they are and should be treating them as real.

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Mail-Bombs-Biden-De-Niro-Clinton-FBI-Obama-Florida-New-York-City-Delaware-Washington-Investigation-498562021.html

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25415 on: October 26, 2018, 05:28:40 PM »
You keep this up I won't need to post anymore.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25416 on: October 27, 2018, 05:13:43 PM »
Another mass murder and this scumbag is still going to his rally.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25417 on: October 28, 2018, 12:08:09 AM »
Another mass murder and this scumbag is still going to his rally.  >:( >:( >:(
There are 300+ mass murders a year. Should he take the year off from this?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25418 on: October 28, 2018, 12:58:28 AM »
Another mass murder and this scumbag is still going to his rally.  >:( >:( >:(
he toned down the rhetoric and condemned anti-semitism and other racial groups in very very strong words and lowered the flag thru the 30th I believe.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25419 on: October 28, 2018, 11:59:02 AM »

this really belongs in the comments that make me speechless thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25420 on: October 28, 2018, 01:06:46 PM »
There are 300+ mass murders a year. Should he take the year off from this?
Show some common sense. Something that is sorely lacking here also.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25422 on: October 28, 2018, 08:09:51 PM »
Not all Trump supporters are racist, anti-gay or anti- Semites. If you are one of these there is a high probability you support Trump. I wonder why, not!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25423 on: October 28, 2018, 08:43:35 PM »
Not all Trump supporters are racist, anti-gay or anti- Semites. If you are one of these there is a high probability you support Trump. I wonder why, not!!!

This is only true if you ignore Keith Ellison, and Linda Sarsour and Al Sharpton etc. The difference between the right and left is that the left wing anti-Semitism are mainstream Democrats and the right wing anti-Semites are fringe wackos.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25424 on: October 28, 2018, 08:53:47 PM »
This is only true if you ignore Keith Ellison, and Linda Sarsour and Al Sharpton etc. The difference between the right and left is that the left wing anti-Semitism are mainstream Democrats and the right wing anti-Semites are fringe wackos.
Why did you only mention one out of the three groups? I wonder why, NOT!!!
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