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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830756 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25440 on: October 29, 2018, 10:32:54 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 29, 2018, 10:28:04 AM
This isn't the Trump thread?
Right. That doesn't mean that everything belongs in this thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25441 on: October 29, 2018, 10:34:08 AM »
Quote from: aygart on October 29, 2018, 10:32:54 AM
Right. That doesn't mean that everything belongs in this thread.
Hate groups that support him don't belong in this thread?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25442 on: October 29, 2018, 02:52:19 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25443 on: October 29, 2018, 08:23:24 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25444 on: October 30, 2018, 10:14:07 AM »
WOW a hockey team can cancel and rearrange events but I guess a rally to the president is just to important!!!  >:(
https://www.nhl.com/news/sidney-crosby-and-pittsburgh-penguins-offer-support-before-first-home-game-since-shooting/c-301398998
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25445 on: October 30, 2018, 11:24:07 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 29, 2018, 08:23:24 PM
All this guy does is incite fear and hate.  >:(
All These Media outlets do is report false and fake reports! And make our president look like the worst president, but America is doing great with the lowest unemployment and great Economy, But the left Media gives all the Credit to Obama because they cant admit that Trump is doing an Amazing Job and the USA has now respect in the World not Like Obama who was out to get the Liberal world to love US and bring down the USA with him!   
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25446 on: October 30, 2018, 11:30:02 AM »
Quote from: BP16 on October 30, 2018, 11:24:07 AM
All These Media outlets do is report false and fake reports! And make our president look like the worst president, but America is doing great with the lowest unemployment and great Economy, But the left Media gives all the Credit to Obama because they cant admit that Trump is doing an Amazing Job and the USA has now respect in the World not Like Obama who was out to get the Liberal world to love US and bring down the USA with him!
No one is defending the media or BO. Why are you defending Trump? This sounds like the "but officer he was speeding to". You can't dispute the facts so you try and deflect.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25447 on: October 30, 2018, 01:05:23 PM »
This guy has completely lost his mind and I am sure the Trumpsters will defend him.

"It was always told to me that you needed a constitutional amendment. Guess what? You don't," Trump said during an interview with Axios.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25448 on: October 30, 2018, 01:24:04 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 30, 2018, 01:05:23 PM
This guy has completely lost his mind and I am sure the Trumpsters will defend him.

"It was always told to me that you needed a constitutional amendment. Guess what? You don't," Trump said during an interview with Axios.
This fight over the 14th amendment is gonna be fun....
(and eventually go to the SCOTUS and Kavanaugh will write the majority opinion... lol)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25449 on: October 30, 2018, 01:29:58 PM »
Quote from: Dawie on October 30, 2018, 01:24:04 PM
This fight over the 14th amendment is gonna be fun....
(and eventually go to the SCOTUS and Kavanaugh will write the majority opinion... lol)
If you consider trashing the constitution fun, then go for it. As a minority you better be careful what you ask for. You know what they say about those roosters.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25450 on: October 30, 2018, 01:31:55 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 30, 2018, 01:29:58 PM
If you consider trashing the constitution fun, then go for it. As a minority you better be careful what you ask for. You know what they say about those roosters.
There's definitely a serious צד that the 14th amendment doesn't include children of illegals. why would there be trashing of the Constitution?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25451 on: October 30, 2018, 01:44:43 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 30, 2018, 01:29:58 PM
If you consider trashing the constitution fun, then go for it. As a minority you better be careful what you ask for. You know what they say about those roosters.
they eat crow?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25452 on: October 30, 2018, 01:53:34 PM »
Just saying: what happened in the Pittsburg thread is a microcosm of what’s going on in this country today. People are getting more emotional about their opinions and end up railroading all other dissenting views with threats (not even talking political talk-any argument or debate).  There is no civility in the country anymore when someone’s view is challenged-how sad.

Btw DO NOT bring up anything Pittsburg here!!- I did not intend that. rather was just pointing out the general mood of the thread as compared to the country as a whole.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25453 on: October 30, 2018, 01:56:24 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on October 30, 2018, 01:53:34 PM
Just saying: what happened in the Pittsburg thread is a microcosm of what’s going on in this country today. People are getting more emotional about their opinions and end up railroading all other dissenting views with threats (not even talking political talk-any argument or debate).  There is no civility in the country anymore when someone’s view is challenged-how sad.

Btw DO NOT bring up anything Pittsburg here!!- I did not intend that. rather was just pointing out the general mood of the thread as compared to the country as a whole.
You don't have to leave this thread to make the same point....
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25454 on: October 30, 2018, 01:57:18 PM »
Quote from: yitzgar on October 30, 2018, 01:56:24 PM
You don't have to leave this thread to make the same point....
at least this wasn’t shut down.
That thread was kulo sin’ah
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25455 on: October 30, 2018, 02:00:03 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on October 30, 2018, 01:53:34 PM
Just saying: what happened in the Pittsburg thread is a microcosm of what’s going on in this country today. People are getting more emotional about their opinions and end up railroading all other dissenting views with threats (not even talking political talk-any argument or debate).  There is no civility in the country anymore when someone’s view is challenged-how sad.

Btw DO NOT bring up anything Pittsburg here!!- I did not intend that. rather was just pointing out the general mood of the thread as compared to the country as a whole.
You can make your point without bringing up PIT.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25456 on: October 30, 2018, 02:01:45 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 30, 2018, 02:00:03 PM
You can make your point without bringing up PIT.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25457 on: October 30, 2018, 02:05:00 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on October 30, 2018, 02:00:03 PM
You can make your point without bringing up PIT.  ::)
As I mentioned. Just go upthread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25458 on: October 30, 2018, 02:09:29 PM »
Quote from: yitzgar on October 30, 2018, 02:05:00 PM
As I mentioned. Just go upthread
as I mentioned I was referring to any debate or argument and not limited to politics
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25459 on: October 30, 2018, 02:10:40 PM »
By the way I read in passing that merkel is out. When exactly and who’s in power now?
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