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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850356 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25460 on: October 30, 2018, 02:12:19 PM »
By the way I read in passing that merkel is out. When exactly and who’s in power now?
not till 2021

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25461 on: October 30, 2018, 02:13:34 PM »
not till 2021
so why is this news now? :o is she gonna close her border now?
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25463 on: October 30, 2018, 02:20:14 PM »
No one is defending the media or BO. Why are you defending Trump? This sounds like the "but officer he was speeding to". You can't dispute the facts so you try and deflect.
I am defending Trump because he is doing what he said he will and the reason he was elected. The facts are that America Is strong and the Left and the Liberal countries cant stand it!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25464 on: October 30, 2018, 02:24:29 PM »
I am defending Trump because he is doing what he said he will and the reason he was elected. The facts are that America Is strong and the Left and the Liberal countries cant stand it!
Again you deflect from the OP. In case you forgot here it is again. Try addressing the facts instead of repeating the Hannity Kool-Aid.
All this guy does is incite fear and hate.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25465 on: October 30, 2018, 03:02:54 PM »
Again you deflect from the OP. In case you forgot here it is again. Try addressing the facts instead of repeating the Hannity Kool-Aid.
Sorry but I dont listen to him, Not everyone supporting Trump listens to Hannity.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25466 on: October 30, 2018, 03:12:24 PM »
Trump is the best president ever!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25467 on: October 30, 2018, 04:13:28 PM »
If you consider trashing the constitution fun, then go for it. As a minority you better be careful what you ask for. You know what they say about those roosters.
I wouldn't call signing an executive order that will force the supreme court to clarify the law "trashing the constitution", that's a name reserved for presidents who appoint judges with the intent of having them twist the constitution to mean what they want it to say.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25468 on: October 30, 2018, 04:14:28 PM »
I wouldn't call signing an executive order that will force the supreme court to clarify the law "trashing the constitution", that's a name reserved for presidents who appoint judges with the intent of having them twist the constitution to mean what they want it to say.
I don't know exactly what you're referring to with the second half of that sentence, but surely you realize that applies to Trump as well?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25469 on: October 30, 2018, 04:23:33 PM »
I don't know exactly what you're referring to with the second half of that sentence, but surely you realize that applies to Trump as well?
No it doesn't. I don't have an issue with judges reading the constitution from a liberal perspective, I have an issue with a judge finding a way to have their viewpoint twisted into the constitution.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25470 on: October 30, 2018, 04:39:08 PM »
I wouldn't call signing an executive order that will force the supreme court to clarify the law "trashing the constitution", that's a name reserved for presidents who appoint judges with the intent of having them twist the constitution to mean what they want it to say.
What part do you need clarified? The part about guns being for a well armed militia?  :P
Maybe Trump should sign an EO stating it is OK to owns slaves as long as they are here illegally?  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25471 on: October 30, 2018, 04:41:36 PM »
What part do you need clarified?
The words in bold
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All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25472 on: October 30, 2018, 04:49:10 PM »
The words in bold
I going to regret asking this but what can you possibly think that means where someone born here is not a citizen?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25473 on: October 30, 2018, 04:54:27 PM »
I going to regret asking this but what can you possibly think that means where someone born here is not a citizen?
What makes Ted Cruz think he can be the President of the USA (citizenwise)
John Mccain
(nothing to do with the 14th, but just asking)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25474 on: October 30, 2018, 04:55:35 PM »
The words in bold
and if they renounce their citizenship and are stateless, you'd allow them under your reading of the 14th?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25475 on: October 30, 2018, 05:10:46 PM »
and if they renounce their citizenship and are stateless, you'd allow them under your reading of the 14th?
I'm not reading it one way or the other, but there seems to be a disagreement among constitutional scholars about this.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25476 on: October 30, 2018, 05:11:20 PM »
I going to regret asking this but what can you possibly think that means where someone born here is not a citizen?
I'm not understanding your question.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25477 on: October 30, 2018, 05:13:35 PM »
I'm not understanding your question.
I am guessing you bolded it because it has something to contradict this: All persons born or naturalized in the United States are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25478 on: October 30, 2018, 05:18:29 PM »
If you consider trashing the constitution fun, then go for it. As a minority you better be careful what you ask for. You know what they say about those roosters.
Just one question about this, do you think the left will accept a SCOTUS ruling that would go against them , (regardless of them numbers be it 9-0 or 5-4)
I'm pretty sure when all that said and done if such a ruling goes against the Trumpsters and Mark Levin(self proclaimed constitutionalist and constitutional expert) they would accept it w/o burning the country down

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25479 on: October 30, 2018, 05:20:44 PM »
Just one question about this, do you think the left will accept a SCOTUS ruling that would go against them , (regardless of them numbers be it 9-0 or 5-4)
I'm pretty sure when all that said and done if such a ruling goes against the Trumpsters and Mark Levin(self proclaimed constitutionalist and constitutional expert) they would accept it w/o burning the country down
Not sure where you see anyone burning the country down, but there's certainly no way Levin would accept it.