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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3840825 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25741 on: November 06, 2018, 09:20:14 PM »
Can someone send me a fax when it is over?  :)
Trump will be president when you awake tomorrow morning. This thread lives on. GN

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25743 on: November 06, 2018, 09:23:55 PM »
The jewish community in FL rallied strongly for desantis - against gillium.

Was talking to Dr Allen Jacob sunday its a huge issue

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Jewish schools received more than $20 million this year from state and federal programs but middle-class families will not experience tuition relief until the Florida Legislature passes an Education Savings Account (ESA) which will provide every Florida family an annual per student scholarship of about $7000 for use in paying tuition at a private school, irrespective of income level.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25744 on: November 06, 2018, 09:24:22 PM »
van jones having a meltdown on CNN...
You can say what you think when you think what you say.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25746 on: November 06, 2018, 09:28:26 PM »
Betting markets have the house 50/50

The trump effect is just miraculous.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25747 on: November 06, 2018, 09:31:21 PM »

ABC, NYT, and AP called it Menendez. 15% in amd Hugin is in the lead.
I saw CNN call it for menendez after 1% was in, if that's the case why wait until then, might have well called it this morning. Not saying he won't win at the end, just don't understand this whole process of calling these races

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25749 on: November 06, 2018, 09:34:48 PM »
FOX just called the House For The Dems

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25750 on: November 06, 2018, 09:36:02 PM »
FOX just called the House For The Dems
Nate still has it as a toss up.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25751 on: November 06, 2018, 09:38:36 PM »
Nate still has it as a toss up.
If Fox called it then I think its not a toss up anymore

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25754 on: November 06, 2018, 09:47:51 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25757 on: November 06, 2018, 10:11:13 PM »
[tweet]1060004970915905538[/tweet]
On that note
https://twitter.com/jamestaranto/status/1060006696930680832
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25758 on: November 06, 2018, 10:11:50 PM »
Speaker Pelosi is likely to mean Trump reelection.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25759 on: November 06, 2018, 10:13:46 PM »
Speaker Pelosi is likely to mean Trump reelection.
That can be why Trump didn't care for the house.