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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832672 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25780 on: November 06, 2018, 11:16:27 PM »
no super majority for R's :-\
Super majority by either party is bad for the country.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25781 on: November 06, 2018, 11:16:40 PM »
Two good things from this election.
1 - one party is not in control of everything
2 - seems like a good turnout
and for the bad.....
If anyone thought that last 2 yrs was a roller coaster,
Hold on tight for the next 2 yrs, you ain’t seen nothing yet!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25782 on: November 06, 2018, 11:18:13 PM »
and for the bad.....
If anyone thought that last 2 yrs was a roller coaster,
Hold on tight for the next 2 yrs, you ain’t seen nothing yet!
This is like a dream come true. My classic lines are going to get worn out.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25783 on: November 06, 2018, 11:18:19 PM »
Cruz won. Would that be because of Trump or in spite of Trump?
Just to put this in perspective, this is the R's margin of victory in senate races (starting from 2014, going backwards in time to the last time a D won, which was 1988): 27%, 26%, 12%, 25%, 12%, 33%, 11%, 22%, 23%. Cruz is currently at 3%.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25784 on: November 06, 2018, 11:19:46 PM »
Just to put this in perspective, this is the R's margin of victory in senate races (starting from 2014, going backwards in time to the last time a D won, which was 1988): 27%, 26%, 12%, 25%, 12%, 33%, 11%, 22%, 23%. Cruz is currently at 3%.
Thanks for pointing that out but it won't make a difference to the Trumpsters.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25785 on: November 06, 2018, 11:21:01 PM »
Cruz won. Would that be because of Trump or in spite of Trump?
It was a question. I don't know the numbers.
He came out of the presidential campaign severely damaged
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25786 on: November 06, 2018, 11:21:18 PM »
I think the judges get confirmed by the senate,
so trump can still stack the courts with conservatives,
Maybe he’ll even get another Supreme Court pick or 2

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25787 on: November 06, 2018, 11:21:57 PM »
https://twitter.com/cjane87/status/1060000762166689800
Not all Trump supporters are racist, anti-gay or anti- Semites. If you are one of these there is a high probability you support Trump. I wonder why, not!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25788 on: November 06, 2018, 11:22:51 PM »

what did trump have to do with that race?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25789 on: November 06, 2018, 11:23:03 PM »
Thanks for pointing that out but it won't make a difference to the Trumpsters.

Not a Trumpster, but this election is a clear outlier. Cruz was a wounded animal since 2016 and Beto was a Democrat rock star who raised 3x the money Cruz did.

Not a normal race by any measure.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25790 on: November 06, 2018, 11:23:15 PM »
Just to put this in perspective, this is the R's margin of victory in senate races (starting from 2014, going backwards in time to the last time a D won, which was 1988): 27%, 26%, 12%, 25%, 12%, 33%, 11%, 22%, 23%. Cruz is currently at 3%.
not sure if I see a trend there with those numbers....the numbers probably went up when a D was in office if I had to guess..

why does the house map look overwhelmingly red...or is it just me? (I understand D has the house it just looks deceiving..)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25791 on: November 06, 2018, 11:23:35 PM »

Did the anti Semite win MN AG?
One won a house seat as a dem
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25793 on: November 06, 2018, 11:24:11 PM »
It was a question. I don't know the numbers.
He came out of the presidential campaign severely damaged
I am sure you were aware this is a deep blue state that Trump won.
Just to put this in perspective, this is the R's margin of victory in senate races (starting from 2014, going backwards in time to the last time a D won, which was 1988): 27%, 26%, 12%, 25%, 12%, 33%, 11%, 22%, 23%. Cruz is currently at 3%.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25794 on: November 06, 2018, 11:24:20 PM »
not sure if I see a trend there with those numbers....the numbers probably went up when a D was in office if I had to guess..

why does the house map look overwhelmingly red...or is it just me? (I understand D has the house it just looks deceiving..)
The R districts are geographically larger
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25795 on: November 06, 2018, 11:25:25 PM »
Cruz won. Would that be because of Trump or in spite of Trump?

Based on the polls he would have won with or without Trump. Maybe Trump caused him to gain some and lose some at the same time?

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« Reply #25796 on: November 06, 2018, 11:25:51 PM »
I am sure you were aware this is a deep blue state that Trump won.
Do you mean red?
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« Reply #25797 on: November 06, 2018, 11:26:30 PM »
Based on the polls he would have won with or without Trump. Maybe Trump caused him to gain some and lose some at the same time?
Most likely scenario but the question is net
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25798 on: November 06, 2018, 11:28:34 PM »
Did the anti Semite win MN AG?
One won a house seat as a dem
You point out the D's that fall into these groups and I will point out the R's. Lets see if my statement holds true.  :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25799 on: November 06, 2018, 11:29:18 PM »
Do you mean red?
See, you do know.  ;)
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