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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832064 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25800 on: November 06, 2018, 11:30:36 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on November 06, 2018, 11:23:15 PM
not sure if I see a trend there with those numbers....the numbers probably went up when a D was in office if I had to guess..

why does the house map look overwhelmingly red...or is it just me? (I understand D has the house it just looks deceiving..)

CA didnt all close. Loads of solid blue districts open
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25801 on: November 06, 2018, 11:31:32 PM »
Can we get to the important questions?
Will we see Trumps tax returns now?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25802 on: November 06, 2018, 11:32:41 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 06, 2018, 11:28:34 PM
You point out the D's that fall into these groups and I will point out the R's. Lets see if my statement holds true.  :)


A big difference is that one only was a candidate because the Rs did not put up anyone in the primary while the others were with the full backing of the party and even high up in its administration.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25803 on: November 06, 2018, 11:33:47 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 06, 2018, 11:31:32 PM
Can we get to the important questions?
Will we see Trumps tax returns now?  :)
Good chance of it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25804 on: November 06, 2018, 11:34:46 PM »
holy cow in one district in FL (monroe county) it was a 2 vote difference :o in senate race
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 06, 2018, 11:31:32 PM
Can we get to the important questions?
Will we see Trumps tax returns now?  :)
thats funny you mentioned-they just brought that up on the radio (what are you listening to? ;))
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25805 on: November 06, 2018, 11:35:46 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2018, 11:32:41 PM
A big difference is that one only was a candidate because the Rs did not put up anyone in the primary while the others were with the full backing of the party and even high up in its administration.
We can come up with differences on everything based on a bias. Lets just leave all that stuff out of it and point out the scumbags.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25806 on: November 06, 2018, 11:36:43 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on November 06, 2018, 11:34:46 PM
holy cow in one district in FL (monroe county) it was a 2 vote difference :o in senate racethats funny you mentioned-they just brought that up on the radio (what are you listening to? ;))
...and @ExGingi will never understand that every vote matters.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25807 on: November 06, 2018, 11:38:00 PM »
Quote from: Dan on November 06, 2018, 11:12:08 PM
Huh?
Orthodox Jews Invading Cleveland and voting red
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25808 on: November 06, 2018, 11:38:47 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on November 06, 2018, 11:34:46 PM
holy cow in one district in FL (monroe county) it was a 2 vote difference :o in senate racethats funny you mentioned-they just brought that up on the radio (what are you listening to? ;))
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 06, 2018, 11:36:43 PM
...and @ExGingi will never understand that every vote matters.
Who care what a district margin was in a statewide race?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25809 on: November 06, 2018, 11:40:58 PM »
The spin on these results by the networks is making me dizzy.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25810 on: November 06, 2018, 11:41:12 PM »
Quote from: aygart on November 06, 2018, 11:38:47 PM
Who care what a district margin was in a statewide race?
youre right.
it just caught my eye.
also just still waiting for them to call FL...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25811 on: November 06, 2018, 11:42:20 PM »
Quote from: justaregularguy on November 06, 2018, 11:41:12 PM
also just still waiting for them to call FL...
within .5 IIRC triggers a recount.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25812 on: November 06, 2018, 11:44:55 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25813 on: November 06, 2018, 11:46:15 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 06, 2018, 11:42:20 PM
within .5 IIRC triggers a recount.
cmon. 57,000 more people for scott...thats like a whole community!

Mississippi special election a nailbiter too...

ETA: D ahead now w 86% counted by .01% :(
ETA.2: R ahead w 88% counted..ok Ill stop here
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« Reply #25816 on: November 06, 2018, 11:47:19 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 06, 2018, 11:40:58 PM
The spin on these results by the networks is making me dizzy.
What are they saying?
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« Reply #25817 on: November 06, 2018, 11:48:51 PM »
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What are they saying?
They agree on one thing. Trump gets credit for the results. Credit for keeping the senate and losing the house.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25818 on: November 06, 2018, 11:50:25 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 06, 2018, 11:31:32 PM
Can we get to the important questions?
Will we see Trumps tax returns now?  :)

I'm predicting not, unless it's provided willingly by Trump.

Trump will use executive privilege to block it. It will bounce around for years until a court makes a ruling on the matter. It took a Republican Congress three years to get documents on Eric Holder.

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« Reply #25819 on: November 06, 2018, 11:50:32 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on November 06, 2018, 11:48:51 PM
They agree on one thing. Trump gets credit for the results. Credit for keeping the senate and losing the house.  :)
That doesn't sound so dizzying
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