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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769821 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25960 on: November 07, 2018, 12:55:53 PM »
News conference is a complete embarrassment for the country.
I think media really showed their true colors today! Nothing surprised me from trumps mouth

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25961 on: November 07, 2018, 12:56:07 PM »
News conference is a complete embarrassment for the country.
Yeah its time to officially ban CNN from the WH!And no one would care.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25962 on: November 07, 2018, 12:57:11 PM »
Yeah its time to officially ban CNN from the WH!And no one would care.
They don't have to ban the entire CNN, just Acosta.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25963 on: November 07, 2018, 01:00:35 PM »
They don't have to ban the entire CNN, just Acosta.
True

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25964 on: November 07, 2018, 01:13:54 PM »
Doesn't surprise me the Kool-Aid drinkers only see it one way.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25965 on: November 07, 2018, 01:19:49 PM »
Doesn't surprise me the Kool-Aid drinkers only see it one way.
Doesn't matter Trump is President and Acosta is A journalist! Some respect.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25966 on: November 07, 2018, 01:31:14 PM »
Doesn't matter Trump is President and Acosta is A journalist! Some respect.
For someone that claims victory he sure is angry.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25967 on: November 07, 2018, 01:48:55 PM »
For someone that claims victory he sure is angry.

He has every right to be. He is the freaking President of the the most powerful Country in the world and some low class A-hole is talking back to him like an equal. Democracy or not there is protocol and respect for the highest office in the land. Acosta and Peters should never be allowed back in a press conference.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25969 on: November 07, 2018, 01:54:13 PM »
He has every right to be. He is the freaking President of the the most powerful Country in the world and some low class A-hole is talking back to him like an equal. Democracy or not there is protocol and respect for the highest office in the land. Acosta and Peters should never be allowed back in a press conference.
If you claim the press is the enemy of the people shouldn't you expect them to act that way? Acosta should respect the office and Trump should do the same. Unfortunately they both failed miserably.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25970 on: November 07, 2018, 02:03:47 PM »
Democracy or not there is protocol and respect for the highest office in the land.
Is he respecting the office by making these threats?

"If the Democrats think they are going to waste Taxpayer Money investigating us at the House level, then we will likewise be forced to consider investigating them for all of the leaks of Classified Information, and much else, at the Senate level. Two can play that game!"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25971 on: November 07, 2018, 02:10:13 PM »
Tester wins despite trump coming to Montana 4 times
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25972 on: November 07, 2018, 02:12:30 PM »
Tester wins despite trump coming to Montana 4 times
That one was personal for him and he said so.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25973 on: November 07, 2018, 02:16:20 PM »
Trump refuses to answer a question from about "nationalist" from two black reporters. He claims the question is racist. Has this guy lost his mind (rhetorical question).
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25974 on: November 07, 2018, 02:18:13 PM »
can we change this thread to 2020 election?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25975 on: November 07, 2018, 02:23:27 PM »
can we change this thread to 2020 election?
How about "House is going to give Trump a heart attack"?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25977 on: November 07, 2018, 02:33:47 PM »
Here's the Epic Showdown


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25978 on: November 07, 2018, 02:33:54 PM »
He did not push her.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #25979 on: November 07, 2018, 02:39:32 PM »
He did not push her.
We don't like to bring facts into this thread.  :)
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