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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769233 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26000 on: November 07, 2018, 03:38:49 PM »
Whitaker also will assume oversight of the ongoing investigation by special counsel Robert Mueller
thats just the acting AG for now. He’s not there long is he?
Also how’s Rod Rosenstein doin these days?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26001 on: November 07, 2018, 03:38:55 PM »
You and Jake are on the same page
Is anything they said inaccurate?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26002 on: November 07, 2018, 03:39:58 PM »
Is anything they said inaccurate?
ya he’s fake news  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26003 on: November 07, 2018, 03:40:47 PM »
You and anyone with half a brain are on the same page


FTFY at least about this.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26004 on: November 07, 2018, 03:41:17 PM »
it seems like the reality is if your pro-trump you win if not you don’t. Sounds egotistical but it’s true.
There are many examples where that is not true especially in house races that cost him the majority.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26005 on: November 07, 2018, 03:41:34 PM »

Also how’s Rod Rosenstein doin these days?
No longer in charge of Russia since he has a superior who is not recused.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26006 on: November 07, 2018, 03:42:05 PM »
ya he’s fake news  ;)
I understand the Kool-Aid answer now how about a real answer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26007 on: November 07, 2018, 03:42:14 PM »
thats just the acting AG for now. He’s not there long is he?
Also how’s Rod Rosenstein doin these days?


Whitaker, who has publicly criticized the Mueller investigation, can serve as acting AG for a maximum of 210 days.

Whitaker will have the power to fire Mueller "for cause" as outlined under rules governing the special counsel's office........

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26008 on: November 07, 2018, 03:42:24 PM »
The way he went after members of his own party was disgusting.
Why is it different than going after dems?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26009 on: November 07, 2018, 03:43:23 PM »
There are many examples where that is not true especially in house races that cost him the majority.
many of the people who lost or left office (flake) where not fans of trump
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26012 on: November 07, 2018, 03:45:33 PM »

not so sure it’s a good idea to fire mueller, he’ll be done soon I hear and if he gets fired the House will go to town in that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26013 on: November 07, 2018, 03:46:42 PM »
Lets hope for some good news
President Trump has appointed Rod Rosenstein as the new UN Ambassador of the US  ;D (fake news)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26014 on: November 07, 2018, 03:46:55 PM »
not so sure it’s a good idea to fire mueller, he’ll be done soon I hear and if he gets fired the House will go to town in that!

I assume Trump is very aware of the consequences

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26015 on: November 07, 2018, 03:47:05 PM »
many of the people who lost or left office (flake) where not fans of trump
True but remember the senate and the house are totally different. The house is as close as you get to a real representation of the people.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26016 on: November 07, 2018, 03:47:42 PM »
I assume Trump is very aware of the consequences
The dumb *ss wasn't when he fired JC.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26018 on: November 07, 2018, 03:49:54 PM »
True but remember the senate and the house are totally different. The house is as close as you get to a real representation of the people.
thats true which is why by the way I believe the polls were more accurate this election than in 16’ bc when you’re polling individual counties then 1000 ppl are a better representation of a district than they are for a whole state.
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« Reply #26019 on: November 07, 2018, 03:50:20 PM »
Lets hope for some good news
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