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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3840010 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26020 on: November 07, 2018, 03:51:36 PM »
The dumb *ss wasn't when he fired JC.
that guy was gone whether HRC or Trump was in the WH
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26024 on: November 07, 2018, 04:06:51 PM »
How about UN ambassador?

According to reports a few days ago Heather Nauert is Trump's top choice for UN ambassador (the State Department spokeswoman)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26025 on: November 07, 2018, 04:12:01 PM »
According to reports a few days ago Heather Nauert is Trump's top choice for UN ambassador (the State Department spokeswoman)
ah, a former Fox & Friend news presenter. Of course  ;D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26027 on: November 07, 2018, 05:01:45 PM »
Even if you don't like the president he deserves respect because of the office. If he abuses that office then that respect only goes so far.
What I meant was the idea of the ba'al habayis making the rules.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26028 on: November 07, 2018, 05:08:01 PM »
What I meant was the idea of the ba'al habayis making the rules.

Like @ChaimMoskowitz in this thread

If he abuses that office then that respect only goes so far.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26030 on: November 07, 2018, 05:14:33 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26033 on: November 07, 2018, 06:03:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1060292460952387587
What's in your Kool-Aid? The fact of the matter is she caused the contact by trying to rip the microphone out of his hands. Using your Kool-Aid logic shouldn't she be charged?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26034 on: November 07, 2018, 06:08:51 PM »

She caused him to chop her hand down by trying to get her mic back?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26035 on: November 07, 2018, 06:11:36 PM »
She caused him to chop her hand down by trying to get her mic back?
ROFLMAO!!!
You Trumpsters have completely lost your mind.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26036 on: November 07, 2018, 07:32:01 PM »
The drama begins....

Nadler is the future House Judiciary Committee Chair, which is the Committee that deals with impeaching a president

https://twitter.com/RepJerryNadler/status/1060259307567091713

https://twitter.com/RepJerryNadler/status/1060280428349874176

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26037 on: November 07, 2018, 07:44:52 PM »
First Palestinian Muslim Elected to Congress Celebrates Wrapped in Palestinian Flag


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26039 on: November 07, 2018, 08:12:40 PM »
I'm not defending Acosta here, but this is really pathetic stuff.

"You attacked a woman Jim."
"File assault charges."
"...pushing away a young woman..."

They're right, there is video of the incident. And it doesn't support their position.