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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1531125 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26160 on: November 09, 2018, 04:03:21 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26161 on: November 10, 2018, 07:15:07 PM »
Twitter was suspending people for telling Democrats that election day was going to be Wednesday. I guess they didn't want the secret out that Democrats would still be voting...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26162 on: November 11, 2018, 12:58:49 AM »
Is there any stats that show total amount of votes for D's and R's for the midterms? We know the D's won the popular vote for the last election but did it happen again?
Happens to be I was looking for these numbers as well. I just wanted to see what the final generic vote percent was. Since the polls showed from 8-14 percent D advantage.

And yeah, you guessed it right. It was a 5 percent advantage.

Why are the polls doing this? Like CNN, they had the Ds up 13 points on their final poll. Really? And you still don't get why the Kool-aid drinkers call you fake news?

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https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/06/us/elections/results-dashboard-live.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26163 on: November 11, 2018, 12:51:29 PM »
Happens to be I was looking for these numbers as well. I just wanted to see what the final generic vote percent was. Since the polls showed from 8-14 percent D advantage.

And yeah, you guessed it right. It was a 5 percent advantage.

Why are the polls doing this? Like CNN, they had the Ds up 13 points on their final poll. Really? And you still don't get why the Kool-aid drinkers call you fake news?

See link below

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/11/06/us/elections/results-dashboard-live.html
Where are you getting these figures from? The last polls I seen had D's up 7-8% on the generic vote. If 5% was the final number then well within the margin of error of 4%. Also I see you and every other Kool-Aid drinker refused to take me up on my offer to bet against the polls. Some of us are willing to back up what we believe. You just happen not to be one of them.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26166 on: November 11, 2018, 10:55:40 PM »
Where are you getting these figures from? The last polls I seen had D's up 7-8% on the generic vote. If 5% was the final number then well within the margin of error of 4%. Also I see you and every other Kool-Aid drinker refused to take me up on my offer to bet against the polls. Some of us are willing to back up what we believe. You just happen not to be one of them.  :P
First of all, regarding the bet, I'll be honest with you, when I come to this thread and I see it's a couple pages longer from when I visited last time, I just scroll to the last page. I completely missed your post.

Regarding the polls, CNN had it at 13 percent on their final poll. Even the other netowrks which had it at 8-9 points, had it at 13 points on the poll before that, hoping that the poll will energies Ds and make the number real. However a week before election, seeing that it didn't work out that well, they adjusted the polls. No body believes that in one week the Ds lost suddenly 7 points. Unless you're a Maddow drinker
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26167 on: November 12, 2018, 01:50:49 AM »
First of all, regarding the bet, I'll be honest with you, when I come to this thread and I see it's a couple pages longer from when I visited last time, I just scroll to the last page. I completely missed your post.
Fair enough. Next I will ping you but it is standing offer anytime you want to bet against.
Regarding the polls, CNN had it at 13 percent on their final poll. Even the other netowrks which had it at 8-9 points, had it at 13 points on the poll before that, hoping that the poll will energies Ds and make the number real. However a week before election, seeing that it didn't work out that well, they adjusted the polls. No body believes that in one week the Ds lost suddenly 7 points. Unless you're a Maddow drinker
1 - There is only one type of drinkers around here. That is the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers. Please don't and try and steal my copyrighted signature line.  :P
2 - The polls were over the place. All I can go by is the last polls. The polls had it right. Anybody who would have bet against them would have lost.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26168 on: November 12, 2018, 10:40:18 AM »
What does 'drain the swamp' mean to you? I'm specifically interested to hear what the Trump die-hards have to say about this, but obviously anyone can put their 2 cents in.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26169 on: November 12, 2018, 12:22:19 PM »
What does 'drain the swamp' mean to you? I'm specifically interested to hear what the Trump die-hards have to say about this, but obviously anyone can put their 2 cents in.
Replacing Jeff Sessions with Matt Whitaker.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26170 on: November 12, 2018, 12:31:14 PM »
Replacing Jeff Sessions with Matt Whitaker.
That's not a definition. If you just pick and choose, then it's a meaningless catchphrase

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26172 on: November 13, 2018, 11:35:04 AM »
Replacing Jeff Sessions with Matt Whitaker.
So you trade a racist for an anti-Semite? That's like removing an alligator and replacing it with a crocodile.  :P
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