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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3849068 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26200 on: November 14, 2018, 04:54:06 PM »
Here's what I don't get about all the fraud claims in FL. If you're telling me election officials are willing to cheat to sway an election toward their preferred party, wouldn't they do that before the recount - or in such a way that their party wins outright?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26201 on: November 14, 2018, 04:57:40 PM »
What do you call it when election officials mix  20+ invalid ballots in a batch of 200 so that there is no way to exclude them?
Have no idea what you call it.
What I do know is Scott is the governor. Under his watch there is not one valid voter fraud accusation according to those under him. Those are the facts. Scott and Trump should STFU with these fear tactics!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26203 on: November 14, 2018, 05:34:50 PM »
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/fox-news-stands-with-cnn-passes-for-working-white-house-journalists-should-never-be-weaponized
I give them credit as this fits "fair and balanced".
“Fox News supports CNN in its legal effort to regain its White House reporter’s press credential. We intend to file an amicus brief with the U.S. District Court. Secret Service passes for working White House journalists should never be weaponized. While we don’t condone the growing antagonistic tone by both the president and the press at recent media avails, we do support a free press, access and open exchanges for the American people,” Fox News President Jay Wallace said in a statement.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26204 on: November 14, 2018, 06:18:40 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26205 on: November 14, 2018, 06:21:35 PM »
And then this with our 2020 D' Frontrunner

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1062844895499636736

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26206 on: November 14, 2018, 07:12:29 PM »
Here's what I don't get about all the fraud claims in FL. If you're telling me election officials are willing to cheat to sway an election toward their preferred party, wouldn't they do that before the recount - or in such a way that their party wins outright?

I think to some extent it is a crime of opportunity. Manufacturing votes from whole cloth is probably too much even for them, but it is a lot easier for them to justify to themselves (and get away with) counting invalid votes.

To flip the question, if they are not trying to commit fraud, why did they blatantly violate the laws that were put in place to prevent fraud?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26207 on: November 14, 2018, 07:16:52 PM »


I think to some extent it is a crime of opportunity. Manufacturing votes from whole cloth is probably too much even for them, but it is a lot easier for them to justify to themselves (and get away with) counting invalid votes.

To flip the question, if they are not trying to commit fraud, why did they blatantly violate the laws that were put in place to prevent fraud?
First of all, I'm not taking about the method of fraud, I'm talking timing.

And second of all, your question if course assumes a whole lot. The courts will decide all that.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26209 on: November 14, 2018, 08:33:12 PM »
And then this with our 2020 D' Frontrunner
He should join Trumps ticket. This way we will have both scumbags together.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26211 on: November 14, 2018, 09:10:28 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26212 on: November 15, 2018, 12:34:27 AM »
@ChaimMoskowitz : aren’t you an independent? Why are you announcing/cheering the blue wave ?🤔
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26213 on: November 15, 2018, 05:56:14 AM »
@ChaimMoskowitz : aren’t you an independent? Why are you announcing/cheering the blue wave ?🤔
I am not cheering the blue wave, just stating facts. As an 'I" I believe in split government. One party in control (R or D) IMHO is a bad thing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26214 on: November 15, 2018, 01:01:43 PM »
Michael Avenatti,

Why suddenly don't you believe survivors?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26215 on: November 15, 2018, 01:04:15 PM »
What do you guys think about the CNN lawsuit?

To their bad luck, the case was assigned to a new Judge, a Trump appointee.

He said he will rule today. He posed hard questions to both sides yesterday during the oral arguments.

What do you think the decision will be? 
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26216 on: November 15, 2018, 01:12:24 PM »
Michael Avenatti,

Why suddenly don't you believe survivors?
He is taking a page out of Trumps playbook. Scumbags think alike.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26217 on: November 15, 2018, 01:13:14 PM »
What do you guys think about the CNN lawsuit?

To their bad luck, the case was assigned to a new Judge, a Trump appointee.

He said he will rule today. He posed hard questions to both sides yesterday during the oral arguments.

What do you think the decision will be?
Doesn't matter one way or the other. Even FOX is supporting it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26218 on: November 15, 2018, 01:44:25 PM »
Doesn't matter one way or the other. Even FOX is supporting it.
Of course it matters, it would be a major blow to either party if they lose (actually an even bigger blow to CNN).
Fox has to support it just in case a Dem POTUS does it to them...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26219 on: November 15, 2018, 01:59:22 PM »
Of course it matters, it would be a major blow to either party if they lose (actually an even bigger blow to CNN).
Fox has to support it just in case a Dem POTUS does it to them...
So they give him back his press pass and they never call on him, what changed?
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