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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3833387 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26380 on: November 25, 2018, 09:28:48 PM »
I don't think collusion is a crime by itself.
So what is Bob Mueller investigating?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26381 on: November 25, 2018, 09:32:55 PM »
So what is Bob Mueller investigating?
I answered your question seriously and now you are back to the Kool-Aid.  >:(


There is no mention of "collusion" in his mandate. That is something Trump and the media made up!!!
(i) any links and/or coordination between the Russian government and individuals associated with the campaign of President Donald Trump; and (ii) any matters that arose or may arise directly from the investigation; and (iii) any other matters within the scope of 28 C.F.R. § 600.4(a).

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26382 on: November 25, 2018, 09:51:04 PM »

(i) any links and/or coordination between the Russian government and individuals associated with the campaign of President Donald Trump

What is the crime here?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26383 on: November 25, 2018, 09:55:25 PM »
What is the crime here?
You are not allowed to coordinate with a foreign government to influence our elections. IMHO (ii) is going to be a bigger problem.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26384 on: November 25, 2018, 10:23:18 PM »


IMHO (ii) is going to be a bigger problem.
Well obviously if (i) doesn't yield results, they'll beat (ii) to death.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26385 on: November 25, 2018, 10:43:01 PM »
You are not allowed to coordinate with a foreign government to influence our elections.
Can you link me the statute?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26386 on: November 25, 2018, 10:55:54 PM »
@Dan

Your Governor is looking for attention again. Tell him not to waste time. Is he trying to beat Hillary, how many times one can ba an unsuccessful candidate?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26387 on: November 25, 2018, 11:25:50 PM »
Can you link me the statute?
No as I am not a constitutional lawyer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26388 on: November 25, 2018, 11:53:17 PM »
No as I am not a constitutional lawyer.
LOL.

So even the Maddow drinkers can't figure out which suspected crime triggered this witch hunt.

Shame on our country.

Millions of taxpayers dollars wasted on this political witch hunt
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26389 on: November 25, 2018, 11:58:51 PM »
So even the Maddow drinkers can't figure out which suspected crime triggered this witch hunt.
You should really get your facts straight. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid and open your eyes. What triggered the investigation has ZERO to do with the investigation. If you want to have an intelligent discussion you need to put the Kool-Aid down.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26390 on: November 26, 2018, 12:04:46 AM »
I’m not on this thread to much but it seems
like @ChaimMoskowitz is down to his last argument
and it has something to do with Kool Aid. Seems like It’s very hard when
Facts aren’t always on your side...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26391 on: November 26, 2018, 12:07:05 AM »
I’m not on this thread to much but it seems
like @ChaimMoskowitz is down to his last argument
and it has something to do with Kool Aid. Seems like It’s very hard when
Facts aren’t always on your side...
Then produce some facts instead of your Kool-Aid drinking nonsense.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26392 on: November 26, 2018, 12:19:37 AM »
They need to leave my girl alone.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26393 on: November 26, 2018, 12:20:10 AM »
Is Dershowitz trolling CNN?

He finally got them it cover him because he said the report would be "devastating." But he got CNN to report that no crime was committed (a position he's taken from the beginning, earning him a regular interview slot at Fox).

Legal scholar: Mueller report will be devastating to Trump
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/25/politics/alan-dershowitz-trump-mueller-devastating/index.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26394 on: November 26, 2018, 12:24:17 AM »
Is Dershowitz trolling CNN?

He finally got them it cover him because he said the report would be "devastating." But he got CNN to report that no crime was committed (a position he's taken from the beginning, earning him a regular interview slot at Fox).

Legal scholar: Mueller report will be devastating to Trump
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/25/politics/alan-dershowitz-trump-mueller-devastating/index.html
The only problem is that he has no idea what the report is going to say.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26395 on: November 26, 2018, 05:44:47 AM »
The only problem is that he has no idea what the report is going to say.
Exactly. He's trolling.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26396 on: November 26, 2018, 09:30:52 AM »
You should really get your facts straight. Stop drinking the Kool-Aid and open your eyes. What triggered the investigation has ZERO to do with the investigation. If you want to have an intelligent discussion you need to put the Kool-Aid down.
So the fact that they opened an investigation for nothing, not only they opened an investigation, they hired a special counsel, means zero to you. You've come a long way. I guess this is one of the side affects when suffering from TDS.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26397 on: November 26, 2018, 09:37:03 AM »
So the fact that they opened an investigation for nothing, not only they opened an investigation, they hired a special counsel, means zero to you. You've come a long way. I guess this is one of the side affects when suffering from TDS.
Drinking this early in the morning?  ::)
Why they opened the investigation has no bearing on the investigation itself. Two totally different things. Do I need to dumb it down even further for you?
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« Reply #26398 on: November 26, 2018, 09:52:42 AM »
Drinking this early in the morning?  ::)
Why they opened the investigation has no bearing on the investigation itself. Two totally different things. Do I need to dumb it down even further for you?
Now I get it. You have reading comprehensive issues. You don't understand my question. I'll try to be more specific. Of course it has no bearing. But I'm trying to understand what my kids are going to learn in school when they read the history books. Why was there a special consol appointment? Because they suspected actual crimes, or because some swamps in Washington?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26399 on: November 26, 2018, 09:59:58 AM »
Now I get it. You have reading comprehensive issues. You don't understand my question. I'll try to be more specific. Of course it has no bearing. But I'm trying to understand what my kids are going to learn in school when they read the history books. Why was there a special consol appointment? Because they suspected actual crimes, or because some swamps in Washington?
Maybe it is you that has a problem with the English language. All you did here was spew your nonsense without asking a question.
So the fact that they opened an investigation for nothing, not only they opened an investigation, they hired a special counsel, means zero to you. You've come a long way. I guess this is one of the side affects when suffering from TDS.
As for your question I will let history decide that as it has no bearing on Mueller's investigation. He was given a legal mandate and he is following it. Those are the facts!!!
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