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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3849848 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26500 on: November 29, 2018, 01:36:11 AM »
She is a racist and she let it slip out. There is no way to get around that. You and the other guy do get points for coming up with these are things she doesn't want to do.  :)
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« Reply #26501 on: November 29, 2018, 01:36:29 AM »
She is a racist and she let it slip out. There is no way to get around that. You and the other guy do get points for coming up with these are things she doesn't want to do.  :)
So that’s a yes?
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« Reply #26502 on: November 29, 2018, 01:36:53 AM »
You don’t think as politician running for office she’d have more control of what she said?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26503 on: November 29, 2018, 01:38:21 AM »
I want to pick your brain. I like some of your opinions, and some I find bewildering. So can you tell me what you believe here? Did she mean that, or not?
I have no idea if she would go to lynching. When you are in the deep south and make that statement it has one meaning. She apologized for the statement but that doesn't change who she is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26504 on: November 29, 2018, 01:40:02 AM »
You don’t think as politician running for office she’d have more control of what she said?
Why? Look at that nutcase from NY. She is clueless on how things work and says the stupidest things.
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« Reply #26505 on: November 29, 2018, 01:50:32 AM »
Why? Look at that nutcase from NY. She is clueless on how things work and says the stupidest things.
Lol. I thought you were defending her a few (tens of) pages ago
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« Reply #26506 on: November 29, 2018, 01:51:21 AM »
I mean, do you think when she made that statement she was trying to openly say “Black people”? As in, that was her actual intent?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26507 on: November 29, 2018, 01:52:22 AM »
Lol. I thought you were defending her a few (tens of) pages ago
I defended her? Was I drinking? There I made it easy for you.  :)
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« Reply #26508 on: November 29, 2018, 01:53:30 AM »
I defended her? Was I drinking? There I made it easy for you.  :)
Ha. I don’t like arguing like that. Just facts and opinion, no name calling or tangents lol.
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« Reply #26509 on: November 29, 2018, 01:54:04 AM »
Ha. I don’t like arguing like that. Just facts and opinion, no name calling or tangents lol.
A rare occurrence nowadays, unfortunately. We can have opposing opinions and still be friends (usually)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26510 on: November 29, 2018, 05:56:52 AM »
I will take that to mean zero Jews were hanged in the deep south.
is Georgia the Deep South?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26511 on: November 29, 2018, 07:59:47 AM »
Presumably, she doesn’t wish to fight a circle saw either
Where do you get that from?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26512 on: November 29, 2018, 08:00:48 AM »
How many Jews were hanged in the deep south?  ::)
A few. Do your research.
Not nearly as many as blacks. Not in the same league.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26513 on: November 29, 2018, 09:04:42 AM »
  That's why they call me goalpost.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26514 on: November 29, 2018, 09:21:40 AM »
A few. Do your research.
Not nearly as many as blacks. Not in the same league.
"Lynching" in the deep south has one direct meaning and only one meaning. Just as the swastika and noose in this story have direct meanings!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/they-got-me-i’m-afraid’-swastikas-spray-painted-on-a-jewish-professor’s-office-at-columbia/ar-BBQeFqe?ocid=spartandhp
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« Reply #26515 on: November 29, 2018, 09:39:40 AM »
"Lynching" in the Deep South has one direct meaning and only one meaning. Just as the swastika and noose in this story have direct meanings!!!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/they-got-me-i’m-afraid’-swastikas-spray-painted-on-a-jewish-professor’s-office-at-columbia/ar-BBQeFqe?ocid=spartandhp
I do not think that’s true. I think many people use it in other settings as well. That’s how Northerners interpret it, not how Southerners necessarily intend it.

Are you from the South?
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« Reply #26516 on: November 29, 2018, 10:25:30 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26517 on: November 29, 2018, 10:29:38 AM »
Made you should understand the meaning of what she said and the history of the deep south first?

So "Mr. Goalposts" just moved the goalpost from "she wanted to watch a lynching" to "she mentioned a lynching  (as something that appeals to her as much as getting in a fight with a saw) in the south"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26518 on: November 29, 2018, 10:41:30 AM »
So "Mr. Goalposts" just moved the goalpost from "she wanted to watch a lynching" to "she mentioned a lynching  (as something that appeals to her as much as getting in a fight with a saw) in the south"
You are missing the point. You don't use "lynching" as an example. To try to say she purposely used that to show things she would not do is pure ignorance.


I love you and would do anything for you. I would sit front row with you to watch an extermination, lynching or mass murder of children!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26519 on: November 29, 2018, 11:11:11 AM »
You are missing the point. You don't use "lynching" as an example. To try to say she purposely used that to show things she would not do is pure ignorance.


I love you and would do anything for you. I would sit front row with you to watch an extermination, lynching or mass murder of children!!!
Do you get the point?

What about saying about someone that they are the type of friend you call when you need to move a dead body? If someone says that are they a wanna-be murderer?