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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3842544 times)


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26681 on: December 10, 2018, 10:21:53 AM »
give me some fox please.
We have @ilherman for the FOX Hannity Kool-Aid stuff. I thought I would provide a different flavor.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26683 on: December 10, 2018, 10:25:08 AM »

...or
Did one of the Kool-Aid drinkers just stop drinking?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26685 on: December 10, 2018, 10:42:51 AM »
The last one does seem to be to be a very good line of defense since I am sure he has been making these payouts for many years.
The problem is he keeps changing his story. I don't think the SP is going to believe anything he says. Either way the heat in the kitchen is getting hotter.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26686 on: December 10, 2018, 10:46:43 AM »
The problem is he keeps changing his story. I don't think the SP is going to believe anything he says. Either way the heat in the kitchen is getting hotter.  :)
I don't think anyone believes anything he says.

This is very similar to what Giuliani put out a few months ago that it was a slush fund.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26687 on: December 10, 2018, 10:48:03 AM »
This is very similar to what Giuliani put out a few months ago that it was a slush fund.
Do they have him locked up somewhere as I haven't seen him lately?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26689 on: December 10, 2018, 11:04:35 AM »
It is just that you weren't noticing while on your DO tour.
Completely missed that one. I could have had a field day with it.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26692 on: December 10, 2018, 06:09:17 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26693 on: December 10, 2018, 09:52:01 PM »
I was wrong and @ilherman was right. It was not a MASSIVE loss. It was a HISTORIC loss!!!  :)

Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) is calling on incoming House GOP campaigns chief Tom Emmer (R-Minn.) and the rest of the leadership team to conduct an autopsy to find out what went wrong for Republicans in the disastrous 2018 midterms.

In a "Dear Colleague" letter obtained by The Hill, Stefanik and other allies wrote Monday that the "disappointing results" of the November election "require an honest, transparent assessment of the structural operations and decision-making process that led to our party losing an historic number of seats."
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« Reply #26694 on: December 10, 2018, 10:26:08 PM »
I was wrong and @ilherman was right. It was not a MASSIVE loss. It was a HISTORIC loss!!!  :)

Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) is calling on incoming House GOP campaigns chief Tom Emmer (R-Minn.) and the rest of the leadership team to conduct an autopsy to find out what went wrong for Republicans in the disastrous 2018 midterms.

In a "Dear Colleague" letter obtained by The Hill, Stefanik and other allies wrote Monday that the "disappointing results" of the November election "require an honest, transparent assessment of the structural operations and decision-making process that led to our party losing an historic number of seats."
I guess that since these days EVERYTHING is historic that means it wasn't so bad!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26695 on: December 10, 2018, 10:29:41 PM »
I guess that since these days EVERYTHING is historic that means it wasn't so bad!
I prefer MASSIVE but I can't argue when their own party calls it a HISTORIC loss.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26697 on: December 11, 2018, 10:08:30 AM »
Loss after loss for Trump and not a peep out of the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26698 on: December 11, 2018, 12:19:45 PM »
Big mistake to try and debate Nancy and Chuck. Don't try and beat someone at their own game.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26699 on: December 11, 2018, 12:21:52 PM »
This is like watching Romper Room. So sad for our country.
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