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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770629 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26800 on: December 19, 2018, 04:51:34 PM »
Those of us who really support law and order.
I'm a bit confused, your issue is that BO and HRC had a win or the reform?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26801 on: December 19, 2018, 04:53:14 PM »
I'm a bit confused, your issue is that BO and HRC had a win or the reform?
I am 100% against letting criminals out early. Doing BO and HRC work only makes it worse.  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26802 on: December 19, 2018, 04:55:05 PM »
I am 100% against letting criminals out early. Doing BO and HRC work only makes it worse.  >:( >:( >:(
Do you also believe that the justice system is %100 Fair?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26803 on: December 19, 2018, 04:55:24 PM »
$877,774 of $1.0B goal
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@ChaimMoskowitz accomplishment rate update please
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26804 on: December 19, 2018, 04:56:57 PM »
$952,509 of $1.0B goal

$960,562 of $1.0B goal

@ChaimMoskowitz accomplishment rate update please
How much wall would 1B build?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26805 on: December 19, 2018, 04:57:36 PM »
$952,509 of $1.0B goal

$960,562 of $1.0B goal

@ChaimMoskowitz accomplishment rate update please
Just shows how many stupid people are out there. Where do you think this money is going to go?
The question still remains did you or and Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers donate to this stupidity?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26806 on: December 19, 2018, 04:58:29 PM »
Do you also believe that the justice system is %100 Fair?
Of course not. To many criminals get off!!!  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26807 on: December 19, 2018, 05:16:24 PM »
What happened to Trumps biggest cheerleader when it came to the market? @henche can we get an update?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26808 on: December 19, 2018, 05:16:54 PM »
$952,509 of $1.0B goal

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26809 on: December 19, 2018, 05:18:03 PM »
$994,976 of $1.0B goal
The question still remains did you or and Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers donate to this stupidity?
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« Reply #26810 on: December 19, 2018, 05:24:27 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26811 on: December 19, 2018, 08:09:57 PM »
From FOX news: Conservatives voice frustration after Trump signals 'gutless' retreat on border wall

They are surprised a draft dodger is GUTLESS? Stop drinking the Kool-Aid and get your head out of the sand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26813 on: December 19, 2018, 09:50:19 PM »
Even the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are eating crow now with finally admitting Mexico will never pay for the wall.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26815 on: December 20, 2018, 12:42:00 AM »
$2,080,387 of $1.0B goal
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As was pointed out to you already, at that rate it would take years and years to hit the 5b target. In fact, the rate has slowed considerably compare to the earlier calc.

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Even the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are eating crow now with finally admitting Mexico will never pay for the wall.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26817 on: December 20, 2018, 08:42:49 AM »
How much does "steel slats" cost instead of a big beautiful wall with a door? ROFLMAO!!!
How can you @ilherman support a complete moron like this?
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« Reply #26819 on: December 20, 2018, 09:51:31 AM »
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