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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1307766 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26880 on: December 20, 2018, 04:32:34 PM »
Because it will end up saving the taxpayers so they wont have to cover the cost for so many illegal citizens
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26881 on: December 20, 2018, 04:40:55 PM »
Keep drinking the Kool-Aid.
I think its time you should start drinking some Kool-Aid then you may get healed from Rachel Maddcow disease.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26882 on: December 20, 2018, 04:45:03 PM »
Because we are a country of laws. You can't just build something on someone's land without the courts saying so.

Have you heard of eminent domain? The supreme Court ruled that it could be used even to take from one individual and give to another if the government had an interest in that private development.

I think the restrictions on eminent domain should be a lot stricter than they are now, but don't make as if it's crazy to even suggest it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26883 on: December 20, 2018, 04:45:51 PM »
I think its time you should start drinking some Kool-Aid then you may get healed from Rachel Maddcow disease.
RM is a nut case just like Hannity. That is why I don't listen to either of them. Now if you could just comprehend that simple fact you would be on your way to recovery.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26884 on: December 20, 2018, 04:46:51 PM »
Have you heard of eminent domain? The supreme Court ruled that it could be used even to take from one individual and give to another if the government had an interest in that private development.

I think the restrictions on eminent domain should be a lot stricter than they are now, but don't make as if it's crazy to even suggest it.
...and they don't currently have it for the whole length of this stupid wall.

Did you ignore this part of my statement: "without the courts saying so"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26885 on: December 20, 2018, 04:47:15 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26886 on: December 20, 2018, 04:49:17 PM »
Where could you get such expensive ladder?
$100.0M goal

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26887 on: December 20, 2018, 04:49:32 PM »
$7,273,273 of $1.0B
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Just shows how many stupid people are out there. Where do you think this money is going to go?
The question still remains did you or and Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers donate to this stupidity?
Even the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are eating crow now with finally admitting Mexico will never pay for the wall.
I hope you know this is a scam.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26888 on: December 20, 2018, 04:50:19 PM »

You're repeating old stuff,
I'm posting new `Mula.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26889 on: December 20, 2018, 04:53:49 PM »
You're repeating old stuff,
I'm posting new Money.
It's classic liberal repertoire, repeating the same piece of Garbage over and over again on the top of their lungs because they're afraid someone will prove them wrong.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26890 on: December 20, 2018, 05:06:26 PM »
Out of hundreds of billions that the government spends from our tax dollars on ridiculousness, I don't understand why 5billion is a major deal. The only explanation is that Congress (both r and d's) are afraid that a wall will work, and don't want  it to.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26891 on: December 20, 2018, 05:10:56 PM »
It's classic liberal repertoire, repeating the same piece of Garbage over and over again on the top of their lungs because they're afraid someone will prove them wrong.
Try and prove anything wrong. Did you put your money where you mouth is and donate? Or you like the rest of the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers here? Alligator mouth and canary *ss.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26892 on: December 20, 2018, 05:11:45 PM »
$7,315,792 of $1.0B
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Just shows how many stupid people are out there. Where do you think this money is going to go?
The question still remains did you or and Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers donate to this stupidity?
Even the Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are eating crow now with finally admitting Mexico will never pay for the wall.
I hope you know this is a scam.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #26894 on: December 20, 2018, 05:45:10 PM »

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