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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3833244 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27100 on: December 31, 2018, 02:55:53 PM »
After the constant beating Trump has been taken I didn't expect to see you back so soon.  :)
Beating by liberals are worthless so its not taken into consideration. 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27101 on: December 31, 2018, 03:00:42 PM »
Beating by liberals are worthless so its not taken into consideration.
Who's talking about those idiots?
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27103 on: January 01, 2019, 02:32:17 PM »
NY Gov. Cuomo Pardons and Commutes 29 Illegal Immigrants at Risk of Deportation including four convicted murderers and three others behind bars for armed robbery.

"While President Trump shuts down the federal government over his obsession with keeping immigrants out, New York stands strong in our support for immigrant communities," Cuomo said. "These actions will help keep immigrant families together and take a critical step toward a more just, more fair and more compassionate New York."

https://twitter.com/JFNYC1/status/1080146447637590018
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27104 on: January 01, 2019, 02:41:15 PM »
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1080166331096416258

I have not the patience to follow every bit of partisan bickering these days. But just reading this post, using the information Dale is quoting, I see mostly minor exaggerations, and some very solid points.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27106 on: January 02, 2019, 12:27:33 AM »
NY Gov. Cuomo Pardons and Commutes 29 Illegal Immigrants at Risk of Deportation including four convicted murderers and three others behind bars for armed robbery.

"While President Trump shuts down the federal government over his obsession with keeping immigrants out, New York stands strong in our support for immigrant communities," Cuomo said. "These actions will help keep immigrant families together and take a critical step toward a more just, more fair and more compassionate New York."

https://twitter.com/JFNYC1/status/1080146447637590018
Insane.
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Quotes in a signature is annoying, as it comes across as an independent post.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27107 on: January 03, 2019, 01:44:23 PM »
Eh politics is stupid without cm
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27109 on: January 03, 2019, 01:52:12 PM »
Eh politics is stupid without cm
Where is he?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27115 on: January 07, 2019, 08:35:19 PM »
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