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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770591 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27140 on: February 07, 2019, 07:56:00 PM »
I prefer the old CM
😂

The links from msn giving it away?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27141 on: February 07, 2019, 08:16:15 PM »


The links from msn giving it away?
Just one of the clues

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27142 on: February 07, 2019, 08:29:14 PM »
😂

The links from msn giving it away?
oh my gosh your so right.
dealkiller? thats the name you picked? :o :D
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27143 on: February 08, 2019, 12:06:34 PM »
Wasn't here in a while.

It's really interesting to see play out in today's congressional hearing what played out in the first 2 years but in opposite directions. Not Republicans grill FBI officials, rather Dems grill Trump guys. However, what is missing is the media cry out on the committee members abusing the guy with  ridiculous questions, and I have not seen republican members disturb like we saw some Dems do.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27145 on: February 08, 2019, 04:14:49 PM »
I prefer the old CM
The closet Trumpster?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27148 on: February 11, 2019, 04:09:42 PM »
I love THIS line :
 Economic security to all who are unable or unwilling to work  ;D ;D
ROFL!
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27149 on: February 11, 2019, 04:32:04 PM »
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we can't afford to have employees stuck in their current jobs because they are afraid to lose health care

we can't afford to have employees stuck in their current jobs because they are afraid to lose a paycheck

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The Green New Deal sets a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, at the end of this 10-year plan because we aren’t sure that we will be able to fully get rid of, for example, emissions from cows or air travel before then.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27150 on: March 07, 2019, 08:10:43 PM »
@ChaimMoskowitz feeling lonely? come visit us @ the points roundtable, We will be back soon


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27154 on: March 17, 2019, 08:35:59 AM »
Reuters: Propaganda agency of the Democratic Party

https://www.dailywire.com/news/44759/reuters-admits-they-sat-bombshell-beto-orourke-ryan-saavedra
What kind of person fantasizes about mowing kids down ? If this is true he should immediately drop out of the race

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27155 on: March 17, 2019, 09:34:09 AM »
What kind of person fantasizes about mowing kids down ? If this is true he should immediately drop out of the race

Still up

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27157 on: March 24, 2019, 11:17:15 PM »
Awfully quiet here...
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27159 on: March 24, 2019, 11:40:57 PM »
So is Mueller also paid off by putin?