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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27160 on: March 24, 2019, 11:49:17 PM »
Quote from: yitzgar on March 24, 2019, 11:40:57 PM
So is Mueller also paid off by putin?
According to ChaimMoskowitz he was paid off by ilherman & aygart.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27161 on: March 25, 2019, 01:03:10 PM »
Ha'am im HaGolan.

Yasher koach Mr. Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27162 on: March 31, 2019, 09:10:40 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on February 07, 2018, 10:53:45 AM
...and meanwhile the untainted Mueller investigation is going full speed ahead. Can you say "Lock him up"?  :)
Apparently not ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27164 on: April 02, 2019, 11:05:22 PM »
Quote from: Jellybelly on April 02, 2019, 10:32:50 PM

What’s the chances he’s telling the truth?

He's probably not making it up, but his definition of "damning" is probably very different than what it is for most people.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27167 on: May 15, 2019, 11:20:01 PM »
Is this the next bonus we get (everything positive beyond SCOTUS nominations is a free bonus)?

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2019/05/15/trump-immigration-plan-puts-emphasis-on-skills-education-over-family.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27168 on: May 16, 2019, 09:18:25 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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« Reply #27171 on: June 13, 2019, 09:31:47 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27173 on: June 21, 2019, 07:08:06 AM »
We understand you are a draft dodger and a coward.
We understand you pretend to support the military to try to make up for being a draft dodger and a coward.
We understand you try to be a bully and back down every time you get punched in the face.
But what kind of deranged individual convinces himself acts of aggression are just accidents so he does not have to act?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27174 on: June 21, 2019, 07:09:09 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on June 21, 2019, 07:08:06 AM
We understand you are a draft dodger and a coward.
We understand you pretend to support the military to try to make up for being a draft dodger and a coward.
We understand you try to be a bully and back down every time you get punched in the face.
But what kind of deranged individual convinces himself acts of aggression are just accidents so he does not have to act?
Pretty sure that was a publicity stunt.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27175 on: June 21, 2019, 08:07:13 AM »
It was nice having this thread quiet for a few months
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27176 on: June 21, 2019, 09:08:29 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on June 21, 2019, 07:08:06 AM
We understand you are a draft dodger and a coward.
We understand you pretend to support the military to try to make up for being a draft dodger and a coward.
We understand you try to be a bully and back down every time you get punched in the face.
But what kind of deranged individual convinces himself acts of aggression are just accidents so he does not have to act?
So now you're being the hot head?

Reminds me of all those that get worked up by the Israelis allowing Qatari funds to reach Hamas, or calling for obliteration of Hamas. If we were prior to the "Arab Spring", such stupidity might be excused by lack of ability to use insight and analysis. But at this point in time, after the recent history experiences of the last two decades, anyone advocating a strong arm knee jerk reaction without thinking a few steps ahead at the effects of destabilization, should probably just be ignored.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27178 on: June 21, 2019, 10:19:21 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on June 21, 2019, 09:08:29 AM
So now you're being the hot head?
Where did you get that from by post.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27179 on: June 21, 2019, 11:34:59 AM »
Quote from: CountValentine on June 21, 2019, 10:19:21 AM
Where did you get that from by post.

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But what kind of deranged individual convinces himself acts of aggression are just accidents so he does not have to act?

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