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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771264 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27200 on: July 01, 2019, 11:45:18 PM »
Question is if anyone else would be better
Mickey Mouse comes to mind.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27201 on: July 01, 2019, 11:46:00 PM »
He blinked with NK, Iran and now China. All he is worried about is 2020.
Boy, does this sound familiar. Just like the Bibi detractors. You should learn (Modern) Hebrew just so you can enjoy the video I posted in the Israeli election thread.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27202 on: July 01, 2019, 11:46:40 PM »
Question is if anyone else would be better
Other presidents maybe could have done a better job, but they where all a bunch of wusses and never even stood up to any of these guys.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27203 on: July 01, 2019, 11:47:59 PM »
I think I asked this last time he went down there, but if Kim jong Un in unstable why would the secret service let him go? Maybe they’d blow POTUS  to pieces?
Don’t they vet every location he visits weeks in advance? How could they let him near NK???

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27204 on: July 01, 2019, 11:48:32 PM »
Boy, does this sound familiar. Just like the Bibi detractors. You should learn (Modern) Hebrew just so you can enjoy the video I posted in the Israeli election thread.
Trump isn't nothing like Bidi. Was Bidi a draft dogging coward?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27205 on: July 01, 2019, 11:49:50 PM »
Other presidents maybe could have done a better job, but they where all a bunch of wusses and never even stood up to any of these guys.
We have a draft dogging coward as president and you are calling the other presidents wusses? You can't make this stuff up.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27206 on: July 01, 2019, 11:49:58 PM »
I think I asked this last time he went down there, but if Kim jong Un in unstable why would the secret service let him go? Maybe they’d blow POTUS  to pieces?
Don’t they vet every location he visits weeks in advance? How could they let him near NK???
Well. Maybe things were going on behind the scenes, and you were kept in the dark about them, making the DMZ meeting look like a surprise.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27207 on: July 01, 2019, 11:50:55 PM »
We have a draft dogging coward as president and you are calling the other presidents wusses? You can't make this stuff up.
You can call him many things, but a coward he is definitely not.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27208 on: July 01, 2019, 11:51:27 PM »
I think I asked this last time he went down there, but if Kim jong Un in unstable why would the secret service let him go? Maybe they’d blow POTUS  to pieces?
Don’t they vet every location he visits weeks in advance? How could they let him near NK???
Good question and you won't like my answer.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27209 on: July 01, 2019, 11:52:17 PM »
You can call him many things, but a coward he is definitely not.
He has been a coward his whole life. What are you talking about.

Draft dodger = COWARD!!!
Contrast that with the greatest fighter of all time.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27210 on: July 02, 2019, 12:00:53 AM »
Hey, looks like we got a volunteer to take Over @ChaimMoskowitz

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27211 on: July 02, 2019, 12:06:41 AM »
He has been a coward his whole life. What are you talking about.

Draft dodger = COWARD!!!
Contrast that with the greatest fighter of all time.
Someone seems to be living in the past, rather than in the present with an outlook towards the future.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27213 on: July 02, 2019, 12:14:57 AM »
Someone seems to be living in the past, rather than in the present with an outlook towards the future.
Someone seems to be speaking from a point of never serving. There is a lot of things you can overlook but being a coward is not one of them. That is why there is not one military general that respects him. You can agree or disagree with his policies but there is no disagreement on his cowardness.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27215 on: July 02, 2019, 12:21:36 AM »
What does that have to with what I asked?
Your post inferred Trump was a draft dodging coward. He posted an article showing how he had 1 of 15 million legal deferments.
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« Reply #27216 on: July 02, 2019, 12:24:49 AM »
Your post inferred Trump was a draft dodging coward. He posted an article showing how he had 1 of 15 million legal deferments.
I asked a straight forward question. If you are afraid to answer simple questions you should stay out of the discussion.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27217 on: July 02, 2019, 12:28:33 AM »
I asked a straight forward question. If you are afraid to answer simple questions you should stay out of the discussion.
I didn't answer your question because I don't know anything about bidi. I was just pointing out how you tried to brush over that article with a question (hey, dont say you dont learn how to argue from the Jews here!).
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27218 on: July 02, 2019, 12:31:43 AM »
I didn't answer your question because I don't know anything about bidi. I was just pointing out how you tried to brush over that article with a question (hey, dont say you dont learn how to argue from the Jews here!).
By "you" I meant anyone.
I didn't brush over any article. To answer the question that is coming, yes Clinton was a COWARD!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27219 on: July 02, 2019, 12:58:09 AM »
Hey, looks like we got a volunteer to take Over @ChaimMoskowitz
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