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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1208681 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27210 on: July 02, 2019, 12:00:53 AM »
Hey, looks like we got a volunteer to take Over @ChaimMoskowitz

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27211 on: July 02, 2019, 12:06:41 AM »
He has been a coward his whole life. What are you talking about.

Draft dodger = COWARD!!!
Contrast that with the greatest fighter of all time.
Someone seems to be living in the past, rather than in the present with an outlook towards the future.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27213 on: July 02, 2019, 12:14:57 AM »
Someone seems to be living in the past, rather than in the present with an outlook towards the future.
Someone seems to be speaking from a point of never serving. There is a lot of things you can overlook but being a coward is not one of them. That is why there is not one military general that respects him. You can agree or disagree with his policies but there is no disagreement on his cowardness.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27215 on: July 02, 2019, 12:21:36 AM »
What does that have to with what I asked?
Your post inferred Trump was a draft dodging coward. He posted an article showing how he had 1 of 15 million legal deferments.
I'm not who you think I am.

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« Reply #27216 on: July 02, 2019, 12:24:49 AM »
Your post inferred Trump was a draft dodging coward. He posted an article showing how he had 1 of 15 million legal deferments.
I asked a straight forward question. If you are afraid to answer simple questions you should stay out of the discussion.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27217 on: July 02, 2019, 12:28:33 AM »
I asked a straight forward question. If you are afraid to answer simple questions you should stay out of the discussion.
I didn't answer your question because I don't know anything about bidi. I was just pointing out how you tried to brush over that article with a question (hey, dont say you dont learn how to argue from the Jews here!).
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27218 on: July 02, 2019, 12:31:43 AM »
I didn't answer your question because I don't know anything about bidi. I was just pointing out how you tried to brush over that article with a question (hey, dont say you dont learn how to argue from the Jews here!).
By "you" I meant anyone.
I didn't brush over any article. To answer the question that is coming, yes Clinton was a COWARD!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27219 on: July 02, 2019, 12:58:09 AM »
Hey, looks like we got a volunteer to take Over @ChaimMoskowitz
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27220 on: July 02, 2019, 01:00:32 AM »
He has been a coward his whole life. What are you talking about.

Draft dodger = COWARD!!!
Contrast that with the greatest fighter of all time.
Whatever. Let's get back to talking about what he is or is not doing as president. Not sure why what Clinton, bush, or djt did to get out of serving 50 years ago is relevant.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27221 on: July 02, 2019, 04:54:42 AM »
What has he given to NK that makes it look like he blinked? Have we backed down on one of the restrictions we placed on them? Sitting down and meeting with someone is the first step, if they continue on the war path with no concessions then we stop meeting. However NK has backed down on a couple of fronts and definitely cooled down with their threats.

Iran on the other hand has continuously made threats to the USA and Israel. They have continued advancing their ballistic missiles as well as their Uranium enrichment. Their rhetoric gets stronger and they are attacking their neighbors through proxies. He has put continued pressure on their economy and tightened the screw just recently. Not bombing them and killing civilians was a calculated risk to keep the world against Iran and not to turn on us.

Obama on the other hand was an apologetic fool who gave before getting an iota of concessions. He blamed the US and Israel for the worlds problem and felt if he proclaimed that to the world it would make us loved.


 

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27222 on: July 02, 2019, 08:10:44 AM »
What has he given to NK that makes it look like he blinked? Have we backed down on one of the restrictions we placed on them? Sitting down and meeting with someone is the first step, if they continue on the war path with no concessions then we stop meeting. However NK has backed down on a couple of fronts and definitely cooled down with their threats.

Iran on the other hand has continuously made threats to the USA and Israel. They have continued advancing their ballistic missiles as well as their Uranium enrichment. Their rhetoric gets stronger and they are attacking their neighbors through proxies. He has put continued pressure on their economy and tightened the screw just recently. Not bombing them and killing civilians was a calculated risk to keep the world against Iran and not to turn on us.

Obama on the other hand was an apologetic fool who gave before getting an iota of concessions. He blamed the US and Israel for the worlds problem and felt if he proclaimed that to the world it would make us loved.
Thanks for the morning laugh.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27223 on: July 02, 2019, 09:14:13 AM »
Thanks for the morning laugh.

A perfect legitimate response for a Left-wing liberal...AOC would be proud!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27224 on: July 02, 2019, 09:37:22 AM »
We have a lunatic with nukes and another lunatic that wants nukes. You are worried about the one who wants them and dismisses the one who already has them. Maybe if you put the US first your points would carry some water.
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