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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1120374 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27375 on: July 16, 2019, 09:06:57 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27376 on: July 16, 2019, 09:09:23 PM »
It would be broke in a day.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27377 on: July 16, 2019, 09:34:02 PM »
You are living in a fantasy world.

Why?

Then do agree this draft dodging coward president should keep his mouth shut then?

I'll avoid responding to the troll bait (wait...does that mean I'm a troll anyway?), and just answer - yes, if he was saying that America is terrible, then he should definitely shut his mouth.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27378 on: July 16, 2019, 10:30:59 PM »
Why?
How I do expect someone like you who has racist views to understand when you don't even understand what you are saying is racist.

You seem to have a twisted view of our constitution. Since when are you not allowed to criticize the US.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27379 on: July 16, 2019, 10:51:57 PM »
@CountValentine I'll agree to be your new punching bag if you pm me the UPS method. Otherwise, wait for @aygart  to come back.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27380 on: July 16, 2019, 11:01:49 PM »
@CountValentine I'll agree to be your new punching bag if you pm me the UPS method. Otherwise, wait for @aygart  to come back.
Wow, you think @aygart is a punching bag? It would be just the opposite.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27381 on: July 16, 2019, 11:17:31 PM »
Wow, you think @aygart is a punching bag? It would be just the opposite.
Are goalposts fixed across user names? Market is at an all time high you know.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27382 on: July 16, 2019, 11:27:53 PM »
Market is at an all time high you know.
I have it shorted. I guess that means I hate the US?
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27383 on: July 16, 2019, 11:37:28 PM »
I have it shorted. I guess that means I hate the US?
No. It means you dont expect Trump to win the 2020 elections.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27384 on: July 16, 2019, 11:49:41 PM »
So.... just to sum up the last few days, seems like Trump got the whole Democrat party to back Omar, AOC and  Tlaib? Will be fun to watch how the Dem nominee for Prez tries to walk it back😂
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27385 on: July 17, 2019, 12:03:58 AM »
How I do expect someone like you who has racist views to understand when you don't even understand what you are saying is racist.

You seem to have a twisted view of our constitution. Since when are you not allowed to criticize the US.

Just because you say something is racist, doesn't make it so. Why is that racist?

I gave a clear explanation of why I think it's not racist - included in that is the fact that it's based on factors completely other than race, and the fact that it would apply to people from any background, any religion.

If you think that despite that, my perspective is racist, you need to explain why you think that's so.

I didn't say anything about the constitution. I just said that if you feel a country is simply awful, why would you want to be there?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27386 on: July 17, 2019, 07:01:40 AM »
So.... just to sum up the last few days, seems like Trump got the whole Democrat party to back Omar, AOC and  Tlaib? Will be fun to watch how the Dem nominee for Prez tries to walk it back😂
#stablegenius
Lets see. Last week the D's were fighting like cats and dogs. This week they are 100% united against Trump. Trump and his Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are spending 100% of their time trying to defend a racist. Does that sum it up?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27387 on: July 17, 2019, 07:05:42 AM »
Just because you say something is racist, doesn't make it so. Why is that racist?
If I say 1+1=2 it doesn't make it so but it is a fact. There are certain words, phrases or actions that are inherent racist. If you don't understand that their is nothing I can say to change that.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27388 on: July 17, 2019, 08:22:04 AM »
Lets see. Last week the D's were fighting like cats and dogs. This week they are 100% united against Trump. Trump and his Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are spending 100% of their time trying to defend a racist. Does that sum it up?
Heís many steps ahead of the dems. Heís thinking 2020. The dems have no clue what hit them, even Pelosiís stuck now. Itís pretty funny that she had to be out in timeout yesterday!
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« Reply #27389 on: July 17, 2019, 08:44:42 AM »