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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1124352 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27390 on: July 17, 2019, 08:53:40 AM »
If I say 1+1=2 it doesn't make it so but it is a fact. There are certain words, phrases or actions that are inherent racist. If you don't understand that their is nothing I can say to change that.

1+1=2 can be proven logically. Claiming something is a fact does not make it so. Would that be the "alleged certainty" fallacy?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27391 on: July 17, 2019, 09:09:52 AM »
Hes many steps ahead of the dems. Hes thinking 2020.
So he is appealing to the racist to get them to vote for him again?
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27392 on: July 17, 2019, 09:14:04 AM »
1+1=2 can be proven logically.
This is where you are wrong. In order to be proven you must accept certain things as fact.
Lets give it a try. Prove 1+1=2. I will use your Hannity Kool-Aid drinking logic to dispute it.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27393 on: July 17, 2019, 09:34:12 AM »
You would think on a forum like this most would know the dangers of being an "enabler".
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27394 on: July 17, 2019, 09:54:36 AM »
Sometimes being an enabler is fun :-)


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27395 on: July 17, 2019, 10:02:07 AM »
Sometimes being an enabler is fun :-)
You really think it is a good idea to joke about that?
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27396 on: July 17, 2019, 10:09:12 AM »
I thought his shampoo comment was epic!
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27397 on: July 17, 2019, 10:10:18 AM »
I thought his shampoo comment was epic!
Who, what, when, where, inquiry minds want to know.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27398 on: July 17, 2019, 10:20:40 AM »
Who, what, when, where, inquiry minds want to know.
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I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27399 on: July 17, 2019, 11:24:40 AM »
Sometimes being an enabler is fun :-)


Have you lost your mind?
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27401 on: July 17, 2019, 12:22:37 PM »
Lets see. Last week the D's were fighting like cats and dogs. This week they are 100% united against Trump. Trump and his Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are spending 100% of their time trying to defend a racist. Does that sum it up?
LOL since he took office they were united against Trump! And the D's will continue fighting like cats and Dogs just wait for the next Debate.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27402 on: July 17, 2019, 01:43:31 PM »
You really think it is a good idea to joke about that?
Have you lost your mind?

OK, maybe I misunderstood - I was referring to me enabling CV by continuing to engage in the discussion. If something else was meant, please clarify.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27403 on: July 17, 2019, 02:04:05 PM »
If something else was meant, please clarify.
You need me to clarify this?
You would think on a forum like this most would know the dangers of being an "enabler".
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27404 on: July 17, 2019, 02:08:48 PM »


You would think on a forum like this most would know the meaning of being an "enabler".

I think this is the issue here. Now back to regular broadcasting