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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27400 on: July 17, 2019, 11:27:10 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27401 on: July 17, 2019, 12:22:37 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 07:01:40 AM
Lets see. Last week the D's were fighting like cats and dogs. This week they are 100% united against Trump. Trump and his Hannity Kool-Aid drinkers are spending 100% of their time trying to defend a racist. Does that sum it up?
LOL since he took office they were united against Trump! And the D's will continue fighting like cats and Dogs just wait for the next Debate.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27402 on: July 17, 2019, 01:43:31 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 10:02:07 AM
You really think it is a good idea to joke about that?
Quote from: aygart on July 17, 2019, 11:24:40 AM
Have you lost your mind?

OK, maybe I misunderstood - I was referring to me enabling CV by continuing to engage in the discussion. If something else was meant, please clarify.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27403 on: July 17, 2019, 02:04:05 PM »
Quote from: sguitarist18 on July 17, 2019, 01:43:31 PM
If something else was meant, please clarify.
You need me to clarify this?
Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 09:34:12 AM
You would think on a forum like this most would know the dangers of being an "enabler".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27404 on: July 17, 2019, 02:08:48 PM »


Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 09:34:12 AM
You would think on a forum like this most would know the meaning of being an "enabler".

I think this is the issue here. Now back to regular broadcasting
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27405 on: July 17, 2019, 02:12:57 PM »
Quote from: yitzgar on July 17, 2019, 02:08:48 PM

I think this is the issue here. Now back to regular broadcasting
You can't just hit and run.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27406 on: July 17, 2019, 02:21:39 PM »
“Even accepting that Trump has had some successes (and I believe these are few), at his core, his ideology is racism,” the 55-year-old retired judge wrote Monday in a Facebook post. “To me, nothing positive about him could absolve him of his rotten core.”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/his-ideology-is-racism-former-top-texas-judge-says-shes-leaving-gop-over-trump/ar-AAEt6nh?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27407 on: July 17, 2019, 02:29:40 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 02:21:39 PM
“Even accepting that Trump has had some successes (and I believe these are few), at his core, his ideology is racism,” the 55-year-old retired judge wrote Monday in a Facebook post. “To me, nothing positive about him could absolve him of his rotten core.”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/his-ideology-is-racism-former-top-texas-judge-says-shes-leaving-gop-over-trump/ar-AAEt6nh?ocid=spartandhp
English: I don't like him, and nothing he does can change that
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27408 on: July 17, 2019, 02:32:03 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 02:21:39 PM
“Even accepting that Trump has had some successes (and I believe these are few), at his core, his ideology is racism,” the 55-year-old retired judge wrote Monday in a Facebook post. “To me, nothing positive about him could absolve him of his rotten core.”
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/his-ideology-is-racism-former-top-texas-judge-says-shes-leaving-gop-over-trump/ar-AAEt6nh?ocid=spartandhp
IMHO it says something pretty nasty about a person who leaves a party based on who the president is. either you believe in that partys ideals or you dont .
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27409 on: July 17, 2019, 02:34:49 PM »
Quote from: gingyguy on July 17, 2019, 02:32:03 PM
IMHO it says something pretty nasty about a person who leaves a party based on who the president is. either you believe in that partys ideals or you dont .
I guess she doesn't believe in Racism.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27410 on: July 17, 2019, 02:35:25 PM »
Quote from: yitzgar on July 17, 2019, 02:29:40 PM
English: I don't like him his racism, and nothing he does can change that
FTFY.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27411 on: July 17, 2019, 02:52:05 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 02:34:49 PM
I guess she doesn't believe in Racism.
Oh come on ! thats a republican party ideal?
or was the party called Trump?
or are you just trolling!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27412 on: July 17, 2019, 02:57:00 PM »
@CountValentine. You realize Trump entertains you 24/7, yet still you don't appreciate him, we do.
He's not my kid's role model anyway, nor were the previous Presidents.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27413 on: July 17, 2019, 03:01:01 PM »
Quote from: EliJelly on July 17, 2019, 02:57:00 PM
@CountValentine. You realize Trump entertains you 24/7, yet still you don't appreciate him, we do.
Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 09:34:12 AM
You would think on a forum like this most would know the dangers of being an "enabler".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27414 on: July 17, 2019, 03:01:48 PM »
Quote from: gingyguy on July 17, 2019, 02:52:05 PM
Oh come on ! thats a republican party ideal?
or was the party called Trump?
or are you just trolling!
I will go with the middle one.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27415 on: July 17, 2019, 03:06:44 PM »
Quote from: EliJelly on July 17, 2019, 02:57:00 PM
@CountValentine. You realize Trump entertains you 24/7, yet still you don't appreciate him, we do.
He's not my kid's role model anyway, nor were the previous Presidents.

Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 09:34:12 AM
You would think on a forum like this most would know the dangers of being an "enabler".

Don't fool yourself. AOC gains publicity from Trump, you gain activity from Trump. The black man on the street doesn't care.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27416 on: July 17, 2019, 03:12:14 PM »
Quote from: EliJelly on July 17, 2019, 03:06:44 PM
The black man on the street doesn't care.
1 - You are wrong.
2 - How would you know what a black man cares about?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27417 on: July 17, 2019, 03:30:06 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on July 17, 2019, 03:12:14 PM
1 - You are wrong.
2 - How would you know what a black man cares about?
I work with some, they care about the economy and jobs. Both of which Trump is good at.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27418 on: July 17, 2019, 03:36:47 PM »
Trump isn't really a republican, not in the pre-2016 definition anyway. He's a populist with some republican ideas and some pretty outlandish views on free trade and foreign affairs.

He's also done nothing to cut federal spending, even when he had majorities in both houses of congress.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27419 on: July 17, 2019, 04:31:00 PM »
Quote from: EliJelly on July 17, 2019, 03:30:06 PM
I work with some, they care about the economy and jobs. Both of which Trump is good at.
So we should see Trump get 50%+ on the black vote next time around?
ROFLMAO!!!
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