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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1214266 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27585 on: July 24, 2019, 08:56:02 AM »
Trump is going to go ballistic after Mullers testimony.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27586 on: July 24, 2019, 09:40:30 AM »
Trump is going to go ballistic after Mullers testimony.  :)

My guess is that it's going to be a snooze fest and Trump will declare victory again. Something like "No obstruction, No collusion" but with more typos and !!!s

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27587 on: July 24, 2019, 09:42:17 AM »
My guess is that it's going to be a snooze fest and Trump will declare victory again. Something like "No obstruction, No collusion" but with more typos and !!!s
How about "completely exonerated"?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27588 on: July 24, 2019, 11:09:19 AM »
Wow! Mueller is a total mess, I can't believe the Dems put him up there like that.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27589 on: July 24, 2019, 11:13:17 AM »
Wow! Mueller is a total mess, I can't believe the Dems put him up there like that.
You are watching it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27590 on: July 24, 2019, 11:22:52 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27591 on: July 24, 2019, 11:33:19 AM »
Parts of it, yes.
Lets us know if anything changed.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27592 on: July 24, 2019, 01:39:41 PM »
Will "beyond my purview" forever be associated with Mueller in the same way as "what difference does it make at this point" is associated with HRC?
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27593 on: July 24, 2019, 01:48:16 PM »
Scared of what? Trump is president. What can be more scary than that?  :P
RBG staying on the bench.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/24/politics/ruth-bader-ginsburg-health/index.html

She'll be screaming "I'm alive" even at her funeral and long after. She just won't go away (unless she's sure the next appointee will be to the left of her).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27594 on: July 24, 2019, 02:26:06 PM »
RBG staying on the bench.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/24/politics/ruth-bader-ginsburg-health/index.html

She'll be screaming "I'm alive" even at her funeral and long after. She just won't go away (unless she's sure the next appointee will be to the left of her).

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/22/us/politics/supreme-court-expert-lawyer.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27595 on: July 24, 2019, 02:29:55 PM »
Anyone have cliff notes for the hearing?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27596 on: July 24, 2019, 03:57:05 PM »
Just watched some of the replay of the hearings. Muellers public speaking capability has declined rapidly. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27597 on: July 24, 2019, 07:20:17 PM »
Just watched some of the replay of the hearings. Muellers public speaking capability has declined rapidly.

Did he say anything besides "beyond my purview? For the few minutes I heard this morning, that was almost the only thing he said.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27598 on: July 24, 2019, 07:22:32 PM »
Did he say anything besides "beyond my purview? For the few minutes I heard this morning, that was almost the only thing he said.
He also said "can you repeat that"

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27599 on: July 24, 2019, 07:40:16 PM »
Did he say anything besides "beyond my purview? For the few minutes I heard this morning, that was almost the only thing he said.
He also said "can you repeat that"
He also said the report didn't exonerate the president. That the president can be charged with obstruction once out of office.
He demeanor was way off.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch