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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1314502 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27600 on: July 24, 2019, 07:59:00 PM »
He also said "can you repeat that"
At first I thought it was a stalling tactic, because everyone only has 5 min.
But it was pretty bad, at times he wasnít sure what was in the report, either his memory is going or he didnít write the report...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27601 on: July 24, 2019, 08:23:36 PM »
He also said the report didn't exonerate the president. That the president can be charged with obstruction once out of office.
He demeanor was way off.
He later clarified that he didn't conclude if the president committed a crime. But anyway, he also didn't exonerate me and you. Since when does a prosecutor have to exonerate?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27602 on: July 24, 2019, 08:25:09 PM »
Did he say anything besides "beyond my purview? For the few minutes I heard this morning, that was almost the only thing he said.
He also said "can you repeat that"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27603 on: July 24, 2019, 08:42:00 PM »
But it was pretty bad, at times he wasnít sure what was in the report, either his memory is going or he didnít write the report...
Probably both.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27604 on: July 24, 2019, 08:44:00 PM »
He later clarified that he didn't conclude if the president committed a crime. But anyway, he also didn't exonerate me and you. Since when does a prosecutor have to exonerate?
Someone has been listening to Hannity. Don't confuse what he clarified about committing a crime and exonerating him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27605 on: July 24, 2019, 08:44:31 PM »
He later clarified that he didn't conclude if the president committed a crime. But anyway, he also didn't exonerate me and you. Since when does a prosecutor have to exonerate?
They changed the law in America. Guilty until proven innocent in the public's opinion.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27606 on: July 24, 2019, 08:46:16 PM »
Pretty low to mock him. He did every thing he could not to testify. Even with his testimony not once did he take to bait to politicize from either side.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27607 on: July 24, 2019, 08:47:29 PM »
They changed the law in America. Guilty until proven innocent in the public's opinion.
They didn't change any law. He could not charge obstruction.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27608 on: July 24, 2019, 11:47:20 PM »
Pretty low to mock him. He did every thing he could not to testify. Even with his testimony not once did he take to bait to politicize from either side.
Why is it low to mock him?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27609 on: July 25, 2019, 12:01:12 AM »
Why is it low to mock him?
What did he do to be mocked? Or do you just like to mock people for fun?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27610 on: July 25, 2019, 12:04:02 AM »
I think.most people were embarrassed for him. I can understand someone like Trump gloating, but if you have no skin in the game, why would you enjoy watching someone look foolish?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27611 on: July 25, 2019, 12:07:32 AM »
What did he do to be mocked? Or do you just like to mock people for fun?
So itís only ok to mock Trump?
Iím confused I really want to understand where your coming from?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27612 on: July 25, 2019, 12:08:17 AM »
Why is it low to mock him?
Would you mock a rabbi that was considered to have a great mind but not in complete control of his faculties at the later stage of his life?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27613 on: July 25, 2019, 12:14:40 AM »
Would you mock a rabbi that was considered to have a great mind but not in complete control of his faculties at the later stage of his life?

No I wouldnít. And I didnít mean to mock when I said it seems like heís losing it. Thatís just what it appeared to me. Either that or it was just a strategy to stall for time.
But thatís not what I was asking, I was asking Why itís ok to mock to some people and not others, it seems like you can only mock republicans but not Democrat or those thought to be the Savior of the Democrats

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27614 on: July 25, 2019, 12:29:29 AM »

No I wouldnít. And I didnít mean to mock when I said it seems like heís losing it. Thatís just what it appeared to me. Either that or it was just a strategy to stall for time.
But thatís not what I was asking, I was asking Why itís ok to mock to some people and not others, it seems like you can only mock republicans but not Democrat or those thought to be the Savior of the Democrats
You want to mock AOC go right ahead. You won't see me say one word. Some individuals bring it on themselves like Trump and AOC.
Mueller is not one of them. He served our country honorably. He conducted an unbiased investigation. He issued an unbiased report. He didn't start or ask for the investigation.
You're so far up Trump's a** you can see Giuliani's feet.  HT Baruch