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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1126029 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27750 on: July 29, 2019, 12:59:36 PM »
“he’s still not fooling most Americans into believing he’s even slightly competent in his current post. Or that he possesses a scintilla of integrity. Better to have some vermin living in your neighborhood than to be one.”

Actually, he’s single-handedly exposed the Left for the trash they are. His voters, as well as millions of Independent voters no longer care about the Left’s cries of fake racism. (At least we will find out in 2020)

Cummings represents a district that is indeed crime-ridden. It doesn’t become a racist statement just because Cummings is Black.

“Racism” will no longer be able to be used as a bullying tactic by the Left. The Left  will actually have to deal with their problems instead of blaming everyone else.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27751 on: July 29, 2019, 01:04:02 PM »
So he isn’t a racist?
Even racist or anti-Semite will do anything to get your vote. WAKE UP!!!
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27752 on: July 29, 2019, 01:07:11 PM »
Even racist or anti-Semite will do anything to get your vote. WAKE UP!!!
Singing a new tune....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27753 on: July 29, 2019, 01:42:31 PM »
Singing a new tune....
You need to get your ears checked!
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27754 on: July 29, 2019, 01:54:33 PM »
Even racist or anti-Semite will do anything to get your vote. WAKE UP!!!
If the President is an Anti-Semite I hope all Democrats become Anti-Semites like him and do as much for Jews and Israel as he did/does.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27755 on: July 29, 2019, 02:40:58 PM »
If the President is an Anti-Semite I hope all Democrats become Anti-Semites like him and do as much for Jews and Israel as he did/does.
That's great but I am worried about Americans and USA.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27756 on: July 29, 2019, 02:42:27 PM »
Even racist or anti-Semite will do anything to get your vote. WAKE UP!!!
Yup that has been the MO of every Democrat candidate to date. We are learning...
Fair warning - Any PMs sent in response to forum posts are fair game for ridicule in public.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27757 on: July 29, 2019, 02:44:09 PM »
We are learning...
If get out of your cocoon you might learn faster.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27758 on: July 29, 2019, 02:45:30 PM »
That's great but I am worried about Americans and USA.
That's why pretty much all the Ds are nixed from the start.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27759 on: July 29, 2019, 02:52:25 PM »
You need to get your ears checked!
And I should trust you that trump is a racist...


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27760 on: July 29, 2019, 02:59:15 PM »
And I should trust you that trump is a racist...
You should trust the many well respected civil rights leaders that fought racism their whole life that say he is a racist.
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27761 on: July 29, 2019, 03:23:42 PM »
You should trust the many well respected by the left civil rights leaders that voted for Hillary and fought racism their whole life that say he is a racist.
FTFU

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27762 on: July 29, 2019, 03:34:39 PM »
FTFU
Who would you consider our great civil rights leaders?
Is Martin Luther King Jr someone you would call a great civil rights leader?
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27763 on: July 29, 2019, 04:21:58 PM »
Who would you consider our great civil rights leaders?
Is Martin Luther King Jr someone you would call a great civil rights leader?
Deflection?
Did MLK say Trump is a racist?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27764 on: July 29, 2019, 04:28:40 PM »
Deflection?
Did MLK say Trump is a racist?
Ok fair enough but I was just seeing who was consider a great civil rights leader.
How about John Lewis?
If you want to vote Democrat, you are being very disloyal to Jewish people and very disloyal to Israel, Mr. Trump said.