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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771859 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27780 on: July 30, 2019, 01:27:03 PM »
Nobody cares if Trump loses the popular vote again :) Not even D's
I was just stating facts. I know many here don't like facts.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27782 on: July 31, 2019, 12:17:41 AM »
Yup you did and Trump lost the popular vote just as the polls predicted. Anyway how have you been?
I guess you weren’t offered any play dough or safe spaces to properly grieve after the 2016 elections. That’s very unfortunate, I don’t think it’s healthy to hold on to these feelings for so long.
The popular vote has nothing to do with anything

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27783 on: July 31, 2019, 06:02:44 AM »
I guess you weren’t offered any play dough or safe spaces to properly grieve after the 2016 elections. That’s very unfortunate, I don’t think it’s healthy to hold on to these feelings for so long.
The popular vote has nothing to do with anything
I was just stating facts. I know many here don't like facts.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27784 on: July 31, 2019, 06:57:23 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27785 on: August 01, 2019, 07:50:48 PM »
NK testing missiles left and right. Trump showing nothing but weakness. This is what happens when you let Iran push you around. Others will follow.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27786 on: August 02, 2019, 12:47:34 AM »
NK testing missiles left and right. Trump showing nothing but weakness. This is what happens when you let Iran push you around. Others will follow.  >:(
Now they're just an ally testing. Happens all the time. :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27787 on: August 02, 2019, 01:04:44 AM »
NK testing missiles left and right. Trump showing nothing but weakness. This is what happens when you let Iran push you around. Others will follow.  >:(
Obama’s strength failed and now Trumps weakness is failing. What do you suggest?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27789 on: August 04, 2019, 10:26:06 AM »
You want to see the real cowards. Look in the mirror along with your supporters who refuse do anything!!!  >:( >:( >:(

Today’s shooting in El Paso, Texas was not only tragic, it was an act of cowardice. I know that I stand with everyone in this Country to condemn today’s hateful act. There are no reasons or excuses that will ever justify killing innocent people….
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27790 on: August 04, 2019, 10:47:09 AM »
Why is no one talking about how racist it is to assume that when the president refers to Baltimore being crime-infested, that has a connection to the race of the population?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27791 on: August 04, 2019, 10:55:08 AM »
You want to see the real cowards. Look in the mirror along with your supporters who refuse do anything!!!  >:( >:( >:(

Today’s shooting in El Paso, Texas was not only tragic, it was an act of cowardice. I know that I stand with everyone in this Country to condemn today’s hateful act. There are no reasons or excuses that will ever justify killing innocent people….
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27792 on: August 04, 2019, 10:56:43 AM »
Words matter. Will the Trumpsters call this president out? How many more must die?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27793 on: August 04, 2019, 11:23:50 AM »
Why is no one talking about how racist it is to assume that when the president refers to Baltimore being crime-infested, that has a connection to the race of the population?
Because of his racist comments and views. It is like you asking why is the sun going to rise tomorrow. It is not a 100% certainty but close enough. 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27794 on: August 04, 2019, 11:24:16 AM »
Words matter. Will the Trumpsters call this president out? How many more must die?
"calling out" won't change anything. Trump is not going to change

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27795 on: August 04, 2019, 11:25:13 AM »
"calling out" won't change anything. Trump is not going to change
How about his supporters? Are they a lost cause also?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27796 on: August 04, 2019, 11:49:04 AM »
How about his supporters? Are they a lost cause also?
This country is messed up

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27797 on: August 04, 2019, 12:38:31 PM »
This country is messed up
So where do we start? Where does the leadership come from?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27798 on: August 04, 2019, 12:52:56 PM »
Where is Trumps response? What if this was an Islamic or an illegal immigrant committing these mass murders would he be this silent? Where are the Kool-Aid drinkers with their outrage?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27799 on: August 04, 2019, 01:02:32 PM »
Here is our scumbag President joking about killing innocent people while his supporters cheer him on.
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