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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769655 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27840 on: August 05, 2019, 12:36:51 PM »
I will do better than that.

Me thinks you didn't watch that video. He doesn't make any such joke, that's why I am asking you to quote what he said.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27841 on: August 05, 2019, 12:38:28 PM »
The robot response he gave today was pathetic. I thought I was watching Mueller. Can't even get cities right after preparing a whole day. No wonder he wouldn't take questions but they are coming anyway.
Welcome to every politician ever.

He did better than Joe Biden.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27842 on: August 05, 2019, 12:39:00 PM »
Me thinks you didn't watch that video. He doesn't make any such joke, that's why I am asking you to quote what he said.
Let me try so a 1st grader can understand. When he said "only in the panhandle" not once but twice after the crowd cheered was he making a joke or being serious?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27843 on: August 05, 2019, 12:40:03 PM »
Let me try so a 1st grader can understand. When he said "only in the panhandle" not once but twice after the crowd cheered was he making a joke or being serious?
Only in the panhandle can you get away with that STATEMENT.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27844 on: August 05, 2019, 12:41:03 PM »
Welcome to every politician ever.
You are mistaken. Trumps responses have nothing robotic about them. This one did because he was clueless how to respond. That is why he didn't respond yesterday when he had a chance.
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« Reply #27845 on: August 05, 2019, 12:42:14 PM »
Only in the panhandle can you get away with that STATEMENT.
Was it a joke or was he being serious when he said it, then the crowd cheered and he said it again?
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« Reply #27846 on: August 05, 2019, 12:52:50 PM »
Was it a joke or was he being serious when he said it, then the crowd cheered and he said it again?
He made no jokes. He said that the JOKE that someone in his audience said can only  be gotten away with in the panhandle.
He decisively said before hand that such a thing we can not do.

Your repertoire is ridicules. I thought that maybe since I was on vacation I could keep up with the ridicules comments being posted by you, but apparently you are just to big of a Troll for me.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27847 on: August 05, 2019, 12:53:24 PM »
It is finally starting to sink in. Texas Sen. Ted Cruz denounced Saturday's shooting in El Paso as a "heinous act of terrorism and white supremacy."
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« Reply #27848 on: August 05, 2019, 12:55:32 PM »
He made no jokes. He said that the JOKE that someone in his audience said can only  be gotten away with in the panhandle.
He decisively said before hand that such a thing we can not do.

Your repertoire is ridicules. I thought that maybe since I was on vacation I could keep up with the ridicules comments being posted by you, but apparently you are just to big of a Troll for me.
You are trying so hard to not answer the question. Was he being serious that can only be said in the panhandle? YES OR NO!!!
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« Reply #27849 on: August 05, 2019, 12:57:54 PM »
He said that the JOKE that someone in his audience said can only  be gotten away with in the panhandle.
How do you know the person in the audience was joking? Why didn't Trump shut him down on the spot instead of making a stupid response that you refuse to say if he was joking or serious?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27850 on: August 05, 2019, 01:00:39 PM »
You are trying so hard to not answer the question. Was he being serious that can only be said in the panhandle? YES OR NO!!!
You are trying so hard to pervert whatever answer I give into something you want to say. So here you go:
No.
When he said that that joke can only be said in the panhandle he was serious. If you made that joke in California - Off with your head!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27851 on: August 05, 2019, 01:02:32 PM »


How do you know the person in the audience was joking? Why didn't Trump shut him down on the spot instead of making a stupid response that you refuse to say if he was joking or serious?

Because he literally just said we don't do that.
He gave a sad laugh and shake of a head.
Maybe you'd be happy if he had him arrested for inciting violence. But you'd still complain if he got away with 200 hours of community service.
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« Reply #27852 on: August 05, 2019, 01:04:15 PM »
When he said that that joke can only be said in the panhandle he was serious. If you made that joke in California - Off with your head!
Why didn't you say this 100 pages ago.  ::)
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« Reply #27853 on: August 05, 2019, 01:06:27 PM »

Because he literally just said we don't do that.
He gave a sad laugh and shake of a head.
Maybe you'd be happy if he had him arrested for inciting violence. But you'd still complain if he got away with 200 hours of community service.
All he had to do is was shut him down like John McCain had done with stupid comments. Now it is open to debate what he was trying to accomplish with his response.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27854 on: August 05, 2019, 01:07:59 PM »
Why didn't you say this 100 pages ago.  ::)
Well, very possibly because you changed your question as the argument no longer worked with the original question but tried to pass it off as that's what you where asking the entire time.

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« Reply #27855 on: August 05, 2019, 01:11:20 PM »
All he had to do is was shut him down like John McCain had done with stupid comments. Now it is open to debate what he was trying to accomplish with his response.
I guess he could have thought that the person trolling him from the crowd knows already what he holds on the subject based on what he said 5 seconds before. You should be pretty good at guessing what was going thru the Trolls mind. And I should take a lead from trump's example and stop repeating myself to trolls.
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« Reply #27856 on: August 05, 2019, 01:16:11 PM »
Well, very possibly because you changed your question as the argument no longer worked with the original question but tried to pass it off as that's what you where asking the entire time.

Trollers just be trolling.
You want me to quote all 100 of the same questions you refuse to answer? The question never changed. Was what he said a joke or being serious. Finally after wasting hours of time you answered he was being serious when he said "only in the panhandle". So now we know his supporters in the panhandle find it ok to joke about shooting migrants.  >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #27857 on: August 05, 2019, 01:17:33 PM »
I guess he could have thought that the person trolling him from the crowd knows already what he holds on the subject based on what he said 5 seconds before. You should be pretty good at guessing what was going thru the Trolls mind. And I should take a lead from trump's example and stop repeating myself to trolls.
Do you also take a lead from Trump with his racist views and actions?
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« Reply #27858 on: August 05, 2019, 01:23:23 PM »


You want me to quote all 100 of the same questions you refuse to answer? The question never changed. Was what he said a joke or being serious. Finally after wasting hours of time you answered he was being serious when he said "only in the panhandle". So now we know his supporters in the panhandle find it ok to joke about shooting migrants.  >:( >:( >:(

I answered all your questions but not in a way you can twist it, so you found something "wrong" with all of them.
The question changed. You wanted to know if HE agreed with shooting immigrants and then it changed to if he likes jokes they make in the panhandle.

That being said, if you would have asked originally if Trumps supporters in the panhandle enjoy jokes about shooting immigrants, I would have answered a definitive "yes".

And if you'd ask if some people who are even more right than Trump would actually disgustingly do such a thing, today I would be very sorry and say "yes, but hopefully not to many".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27859 on: August 05, 2019, 01:23:39 PM »
Do you also take a lead from Trump with his racist views and actions?
No
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