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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769089 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27940 on: August 15, 2019, 03:17:21 PM »
True but any recession is a death sentence for Trump. The only thing he has going for him with independents is the economy.
agreed. If the economy could somehow stay relatively positive until Nov 2020 then he has a shot, if not then it's over. Playing against him is a Warren nomination will probably hurt the market at least temporarily, which hurts Trump.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27941 on: August 15, 2019, 03:22:00 PM »
agreed. If the economy could somehow stay relatively positive until Nov 2020 then he has a shot, if not then it's over. Playing against him is a Warren nomination will probably hurt the market at least temporarily, which hurts Trump.
A Warren nomination would be Christmas coming early for him.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27942 on: August 15, 2019, 03:46:25 PM »
A Warren nomination would be Christmas coming early for him.  :)
I agree that she is the easier candidate to beat but just her nomination could impact the market which could have a domino effect.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27943 on: August 15, 2019, 03:48:59 PM »
I agree that she is the easier candidate to beat but just her nomination could impact the market which could have a domino effect.
The market will be hurt and Trump can blame her. The "I's" will not back her free this and free that for everyone.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27944 on: August 15, 2019, 08:03:32 PM »
Okay, I just opened this thread fro (what I believe is) the first time and read the wiki.

What kind of strange alternate universe is this place?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27945 on: August 15, 2019, 08:08:21 PM »
Okay, I just opened this thread fro (what I believe is) the first time and read the wiki.

What kind of strange alternate universe is this place?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27946 on: August 15, 2019, 08:23:31 PM »
Okay, I just opened this thread fro (what I believe is) the first time and read the wiki.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27947 on: August 16, 2019, 02:07:32 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-phones-supporter-he-mocked-for-having-a-weight-problem/ar-AAFTUjN?ocid=spartandhp
What a real POS. 100% phony!!! Sooner or later all the Kool-Aid drinkers are going to get a rude awakening when they see his true colors.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27948 on: August 17, 2019, 11:05:40 PM »
White nationalist, racist and anti-Semites go to Seattle to cause trouble and Trump doesn't call them out. I guess you need to be a Muslim women for him to spew his racist views.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/portland-protests-confrontations-avoided-between-far-right-antifa/ar-AAFWjUq?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27949 on: August 18, 2019, 05:15:58 PM »
Not only does he not call out these racist / anti-Semites he goes after those that are confronting the racist / anti-Semites. I guess many here hate the left more than they care about their own. So sad.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27950 on: August 18, 2019, 07:56:01 PM »
The list is to long to put here of everyone that left and claims Trump is a nutcase. Of course the Kool-Aid drinkers will claim everyone of them is making it up.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/scaramucci-asks-left-to-create-off-ramp-for-trump-officials-compares-it-to-trying-to-deprogram-people-from-a-cult/ar-AAFYJNJ
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27951 on: August 18, 2019, 10:33:01 PM »
@CountValentine sorry for interrupting your monologue on this thread, but I thought I’d leave this here
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/a-toxic-rift-opens-between-democrats-and-israel-after-the-nation-refuses-entry-to-two-members-of-congress/ar-AAFU8qs

Not sure MSN realizes that this is Trumps plan all along....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27952 on: August 18, 2019, 10:37:30 PM »
Not sure MSN realizes that this is Trumps plan all along....
Since the US is mostly anti-Semite won't this benefit the D's then?
Also feel free to post here whenever you want. AFAIK no one is afraid of free speech here.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27953 on: August 18, 2019, 10:41:34 PM »
Since the US is mostly anti-Semite won't this benefit the D's then?
Also feel free to post here whenever you want. AFAIK no one is afraid of free speech here.  :P
Who said they’re mostly anti semites?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27954 on: August 18, 2019, 10:47:55 PM »
Who said they’re mostly anti semites?
I keep hearing the D's are the party of anti-Semites. Then we have many of Trumps supporters that he caters to are anti-Semites. That adds up to more than half of the US no?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27955 on: August 18, 2019, 10:55:16 PM »


I keep hearing the D's are the party of anti-Semites. Then we have many of Trumps supporters that he caters to are anti-Semites. That adds up to more than half of the US no?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27956 on: August 18, 2019, 10:56:32 PM »

Yes.
Please explain that to JB as he seems confused.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27957 on: August 18, 2019, 10:57:50 PM »
Please explain that to JB as he seems confused.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27958 on: August 18, 2019, 10:59:52 PM »
Not getting involved in your fights.
Not a fight. He seems confused so I thought you could help him out. I mean how can I ever answer any questions if they change every three seconds. We need Mr Goalpost back.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27959 on: August 18, 2019, 11:02:18 PM »
Another idiot that thinks these things are funny when their actions can result in loss of lives.  >:( >:( >:(
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/state-sen-sandoval-apologizes-for-mock-trump-assassination-photos-at-fundraiser/ar-AAFZOc4
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