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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769285 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27981 on: August 20, 2019, 11:22:51 AM »
I don't follow these nutcases, link?

So how do you have (such a strong) opinion on something you don't know about? Or are you just parroting what you heard on CNN?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27983 on: August 20, 2019, 11:29:42 AM »
So how do you have (such a strong) opinion on something you don't know about? Or are you just parroting what you heard on CNN?
Know nothing about, I watch FOX.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27984 on: August 20, 2019, 11:30:08 AM »
Are all anti-fascists Antifa?
You mean an Anti Fascist like me? No
those that use violence & terror in their pursuit of being Anti fascist ? yes
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27985 on: August 20, 2019, 11:31:44 AM »
Are all anti-fascists Antifa?

No, but those that are members of antifa are.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1150498054321012736

And the fact that this article left you with the impression that he was not a member of Antifa is a perfect example of how bad the media is.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27986 on: August 20, 2019, 11:32:10 AM »
You mean an Anti Fascist like me? No
those that use violence & terror in their pursuit of being Anti fascist ? yes
So if an AF uses violence they are automatically Antifa?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27987 on: August 20, 2019, 11:35:59 AM »
So if an AF uses violence they are automatically Antifa?
If youre gonna try and twist my words than ill back down now and say this is a better answer
No, but those that are members of antifa are.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1150498054321012736

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27988 on: August 20, 2019, 12:47:11 PM »
If youre gonna try and twist my words than ill back down now and say this is a better answer
So now we are at the point where asking a question is twisting your words?  ::)
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« Reply #27989 on: August 20, 2019, 02:48:33 PM »
So now we are at the point where asking a question is twisting your words?  ::)
wanted to help you avoid the temptation :D
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27990 on: August 20, 2019, 03:12:29 PM »
This guy is panic stricken about the economy. You can only ride the last administrations coattails for so long.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-white-house-looking-at-payroll-tax-cut/ar-AAG4W6w?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27993 on: August 20, 2019, 07:26:00 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT*** have not had one in a long time.  :)
Trump says any Jew that votes for a D is uninformed (translation: stupid) or disloyal (transaction: no need to translate). So remember you either kiss his *ss or go back to the sh*t hole country you came from.  :)

ETA: Lets see which Kool-Aid drinker is going to defend this.

"I think any Jewish people that votes for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27995 on: August 20, 2019, 08:10:06 PM »
***BOMBSHELL ALERT*** have not had one in a long time.  :)
Trump says any Jew that votes for a D is uninformed (translation: stupid) or disloyal (transaction: no need to translate). So remember you either kiss his *ss or go back to the sh*t hole country you came from.  :)

ETA: Lets see which Kool-Aid drinker is going to defend this.

"I think any Jewish people that votes for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."
I’m Jewish and I agree with that tweet

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27996 on: August 20, 2019, 08:11:19 PM »
This is a complete nut job. He is clueless how these things work.  ::)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-admits-his-trade-war-could-lead-to-recession-but-says-i-have-to-do-it/ar-AAG4RYA?ocid=spartandhp
Many people on BOTH sides of the aisle agree that this needs to be done with China and it should’ve been done a while ago

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« Reply #27997 on: August 20, 2019, 08:17:57 PM »
I’m Jewish and I agree with that tweet
...but you are also a Kool-Aid drinker.
Who are you disloyal to when you vote for a D?
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« Reply #27998 on: August 20, 2019, 08:19:31 PM »
Many people on BOTH sides of the aisle agree that this needs to be done with China and it should’ve been done a while ago
Not disagreeing with that but what he says makes no sense. It changes every minute. He has no idea what he is saying. Biden on steroids.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #27999 on: August 20, 2019, 09:05:12 PM »
It is official. Trump tells the NRA he will not pursue background checks. History is going show him as the weakest president of all time.
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