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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1189437 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28050 on: August 23, 2019, 04:10:01 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28051 on: August 23, 2019, 05:36:32 PM »
Good thing Trump waited to after the market closed to announce more trade wars or the market would have crashed. Wait the market did without this announcement. I have my fork ready.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28053 on: August 25, 2019, 11:24:37 AM »
Run Joe Run!  :)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/joe-walsh-becomes-second-republican-to-challenge-trump-for-white-house/ar-AAGiXUX?li=BBnb7Kz


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28054 on: August 25, 2019, 02:19:25 PM »
Does it get any better? Two racist going at each other.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28055 on: August 25, 2019, 05:24:06 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/is-trump-destroying-bipartisan-consensus-on-israel/ar-AAGjePf?ocid=spartandhp

Trumps behavior is very dangerous, Abe Foxman, the former longtime head of the Anti-Defamation League, told me. Hes trying to use us: in his efforts, his campaign, whatever his needs are.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28056 on: August 25, 2019, 06:28:50 PM »
I am staring to like Trump. Every time this fool opens his mouth I make money!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28059 on: August 26, 2019, 04:32:22 PM »
Did he have a tee time?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/weathertopstories/one-empty-chair-at-g-7-climate-meeting-trumps/ar-AAGlH8s?ocid=msn360
"Trump started the morning behind schedule, and held one-on-one meetings while others were in the climate discussions."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28060 on: August 26, 2019, 04:35:34 PM »
"Trump started the morning behind schedule, and held one-on-one meetings while others were in the climate discussions."
Somehow the second part of the paragraph was cut off. I am sure it was by accident so here it is.  :)

Trump started the morning behind schedule, and held one-on-one meetings while others were in the climate discussions. However, his interlocutors, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, managed to make it to the climate meeting.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28063 on: August 26, 2019, 10:58:45 PM »
In my circles we call it "an attitude problem".
Nah in my circles we call it makir es mikomo he knows he represents the most powerful country in the world and we wouldnt want any less. No bowing like some previous president did!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28064 on: August 26, 2019, 10:59:49 PM »
No bowing like some previous president did!
No he just kisses their *ss.  >:(
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