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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830082 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28040 on: August 22, 2019, 11:11:09 PM »
i wish I cold like ur signature
You agree with it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28041 on: August 23, 2019, 12:06:20 AM »
WH and Trump must be living in different worlds. They contradict each other every day on tax cuts. Trump himself has flip flop 4 times in 4 days on tax cuts. He is clueless on most stuff but especially when it comes to the economy. Has anyone check the debt lately?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28042 on: August 23, 2019, 07:27:40 AM »
You agree with it?
as a signature ? sure!
I also agree that  hes nuts
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28043 on: August 23, 2019, 07:51:37 AM »
as a signature ? sure!
I also agree that  hes nuts
I didn't ask either of those questions. Do you agree with the anti-Semitic statement?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28044 on: August 23, 2019, 08:33:48 AM »
I didn't ask either of those questions. Do you agree with the anti-Semitic statement?
which he answered - jewishly- with a double negative.
Does that make me an anti semite?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28045 on: August 23, 2019, 09:47:51 AM »
which he answered - jewishly- with a double negative.
Does that make me an anti semite?
No it makes you confusing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28048 on: August 23, 2019, 10:42:28 AM »
I didn't ask either of those questions. Do you agree with the anti-Semitic statement?
No.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28049 on: August 23, 2019, 10:46:31 AM »
No.
See how easy that was. Nice to see on a Friday common sense is prevailing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28050 on: August 23, 2019, 04:10:01 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28051 on: August 23, 2019, 05:36:32 PM »
Good thing Trump waited to after the market closed to announce more trade wars or the market would have crashed. Wait the market did without this announcement. I have my fork ready.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28055 on: August 25, 2019, 05:24:06 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/is-trump-destroying-bipartisan-consensus-on-israel/ar-AAGjePf?ocid=spartandhp

Trump’s behavior is “very dangerous,” Abe Foxman, the former longtime head of the Anti-Defamation League, told me. “He’s trying to use us: in his efforts, his campaign, whatever his needs are.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28056 on: August 25, 2019, 06:28:50 PM »
I am staring to like Trump. Every time this fool opens his mouth I make money!!!  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28059 on: August 26, 2019, 04:32:22 PM »
Did he have a tee time?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/weathertopstories/one-empty-chair-at-g-7-climate-meeting-trumps/ar-AAGlH8s?ocid=msn360
"Trump started the morning behind schedule, and held one-on-one meetings while others were in the climate discussions."
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