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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3843876 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28060 on: August 26, 2019, 04:35:34 PM »
"Trump started the morning behind schedule, and held one-on-one meetings while others were in the climate discussions."
Somehow the second part of the paragraph was cut off. I am sure it was by accident so here it is.  :)

Trump started the morning behind schedule, and held one-on-one meetings while others were in the climate discussions. However, his interlocutors, German Chancellor Angela Merkel and India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi, managed to make it to the climate meeting.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28063 on: August 26, 2019, 10:58:45 PM »
In my circles we call it "an attitude problem".
Nah in my circles we call it “makir es mikomo” he knows he represents the most powerful country in the world and we wouldn’t want any less. No bowing like some previous president did!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28064 on: August 26, 2019, 10:59:49 PM »
No bowing like some previous president did!
No he just kisses their *ss.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28066 on: August 26, 2019, 11:04:52 PM »
May you slide down the banister of happiness & get many splinters of success up your career.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28067 on: August 26, 2019, 11:07:52 PM »
Well, anything he does he does the best ,so if he is a liar he’s certainly the biggest liar ever
That would explain why Jews believe he is their friend. He is not just a conman but the best conman ever.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28069 on: August 27, 2019, 08:06:13 AM »
That would explain why Jews believe he is their friend. He is not just a conman but the best conman ever.
If someone throws it out wantonly you should call them out.  ;)
I have
I will pay closer attention to see who it is.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28070 on: August 27, 2019, 09:26:01 AM »

Were we not talking about questioning loyalty in that convo? How do Jews being conned have anything to do with loyalty?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28071 on: August 27, 2019, 09:56:44 AM »
They just keep spitting in Trumps face. He needs to stop or he will even look weaker. #weakestpresidentever
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/irans-rouhani-rules-out-talks-with-us-until-sanctions-lifted/ar-AAGnQuT?ocid=spartandhp
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28072 on: August 27, 2019, 10:06:53 AM »
That would explain why Jews believe he is their friend. He is not just a conman but the best conman ever.
you're saying Jews like conmen? Racist!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28073 on: August 27, 2019, 10:23:20 AM »
you're saying Jews like conmen? Racist!
No they (some not all) are being conned and don't know it. They will figure it out sooner or later and hopefully before it is to late.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28074 on: August 27, 2019, 11:11:13 AM »
No they (some not all) are being conned and don't know it. They will figure it out sooner or later and hopefully before it is to late.
What does it have to do with them being Jews?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28075 on: August 27, 2019, 11:20:01 AM »
What does it have to do with them being Jews?
It was direct at the Kool-Aid drinkers here who are overwhelming Jews.
See how easy it is to answer a question instead of ignoring them? Want to try these two?
Were we not talking about questioning loyalty in that convo? How do Jews being conned have anything to do with loyalty?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28076 on: August 27, 2019, 11:27:48 AM »
It was direct at the Kool-Aid drinkers here who are overwhelming Jews.
See how easy it is to answer a question instead of ignoring them? Want to try these two?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28077 on: August 27, 2019, 11:32:00 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28078 on: August 27, 2019, 02:10:56 PM »
It was direct at the Kool-Aid drinkers here who are overwhelming Jews.


Calling a group of people "Jews" when you actually mean Kool-aid drinkers sounds like a classic case of anti-Semitism to me...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #28079 on: August 27, 2019, 03:04:30 PM »
Calling a group of people "Jews" when you actually mean Kool-aid drinkers sounds like a classic case of anti-Semitism to me...
Not in the context of this thread. They are one in the same. Should I name names?  :P
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